You dumb BIPOCs were elected to make eggs cheaper and kick out immigrants, not to open on the most r-slurred fricking week in all of politics.
In his first week, President Trump:
Renamed the Gulf of Mexico
Withdrew from WHO for no fricking reason
Froze medicaid, meals on wheels, student loans and farm subsidies because they're woke
Prepared to enter a trade war with Europe over fricking Greenland and a trade war against Canada for no reason
All and all, an astonishingly shit first week that is a mind-blowing political failure
POV you're a West Virginian 70 year old Trump voter who didn't want to starve to death
So, a shitty first week. But kek on frens, that's not what it's about, is it? It's about winning. It's about the vibe shift. It's about being able to say r-slur in public, and honestly I feel that. You won. You totally won.
Just not on being unwoke. You dumb fricking r-slurs won on the economy;
Even immigration, Trump's strongest social issue, is a distant 4th to the economy. But all Trump is focused on is doing is scoring pointless cultural victories, like banning 
s from the military or ending affirmative action in hiring federally.
And this is the bombshell; Americans by and large liked wokeness.
The majority of Americans, with the exception of literal boomers, consider being woke a good thing. You don't like woke. Your friends don't like woke, I don't like woke. But no poll has come out to say outright that the American people by and large have a negative opinion of woke, wokeness or DEI. Yes, even DEI - it's popularity is backsliding, but it still commands a popular majority.
You dumb BIPOCs are fricked come 2026 and 2028.
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Hey guys, actually everyone loves woke, I know because when we go up to them in public with a poll and stare them down and ask them are they fricking decent people or are they subhuman trash, they all universally agree with everything we believe in
This is also why Trump couldn't have won the election because our polls said everyone in the world hated him and that kamala was a slay queen girlboss, so the election was clearly stolen
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The polls were accurate and called the race a toss-up, which it was. And if you think polls are done in person and there's pressure put on respondents, you're r-slurred
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Yeah total toss up lol she lost fricking Michigan
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1.71% deciding the election makes it a toss up, r-slur
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Characterizing the election as a toss-up is misleading because you're essentially saying she lost 7 coin flips in a row. The election wasn't supposed to be called for a couple days and they called it after midnight.
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She lost maybe three if you want to be very unkind.
What? Says who? Are you a fricking child and was 2020 your first ever election?
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Now factor in how much cheating they did and still lost
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All polls are pressure by their very nature, to ask someone if they are an enemy to the ruling power is inherently a threat
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This reads like the kind of opinion I'm supposed to be espousing.
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Well, why aren't you! How many times do @PillsburyDoughboy have too tell you that Trans lives matter?
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NEIGHBOR WHAT
ARE THE REPUBLICANS IN DANGER? DOES MIKE JOHNSON HAVE TO LOOK BEHIND HIS SHOULDER
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If you have a white collar job go tell everyone there that you voted for Trump and don't like trans politics or immigration and report back on how that went for you
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I did but everyone laughed and didn't believe me
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