Can't blame Leopards for eating people's faces when Chinamen constantly eat their peepeees

Officers of the Kenyan Customs Services Department have arrested a Chinese tourist attempting to board a flight for Shanghai after finding a total of 510 genital organs from wildlife animals in his suitcases.

37-year old Ming Zhang Wei was arrested this morning at the Jomo Kenyatta airport in Nairobi while carrying two suitcases full of animal peepeees.

The genital organs come from a variety of animals: 309 from zebras, 46 from baboons, 31 from buffalos, 27 from giraffes, 14 from lions and even 21 from pink flamingos.

A few peepeees were so badly preserved that their nature was impossible to identify.

Kenya Police Commissioner, Mathew Iteere, commented the case this morning, saying that more arrests could take place over the few days.

"We know that local poachers provide the Chinese black market with body parts from African wildlife. We hope this arrest could help us dismantle the entire network."

(this is probably fake but made me laugh)

And the article is probably already posted on reddit

They should ask their fellow patriots for assistance.

(I'd probably give them a few bucks, that's just sad. Most people on this planet have absolutely no idea what the frick is going on at any time.)

I still don't know what is worse, Yahoo! or MSN

Homeless veteran on a VA Grant funded program? YOU'RE FRICKED BUCKO.

…Well not really since the Constitution says that Congress gets to decide what gets money, not the executive. Still think this is all smoke and mirrors to break the OODA loop of the opposition so that more low-key shit will slide through