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Is the NYT endorsing the RACIST :marseyracistgrandpa: Marshmello test?

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>Then the kids faced the classic test: Did they want one marshmallow now or two later? Most children in the U.S. waited less than four minutes before tasting the one marshmallow. Most children in Japan waited for two marshmallows for the maximum possible time—15 minutes!

>If we had stopped there, we might have simply concluded that Japanese kids have better self-control. But we conducted another test. We presented children with a wrapped gift and told them that they could open it now or they could have two gifts if they waited. The pattern flipped. Most children in Japan waited less than five minutes before unwrapping the gift, while most children in the U.S. waited the maximum 15 minutes or close to it.

Breaking study: American children have self-control except when it comes to eating marshmallows. !nooticers !burgers

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Alternatively: burger kids realize after a couple minutes that they actually only really want one marshmellow and not two

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Incredible :marseycope:

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I tried my best bb

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Alexa, pull up the stats on childhood obesity in America and play despacito

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Americans are fat frick !goyslopenjoyers from birth, we all knew this

:#muttobese: :#amerimuttdance:

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Marsey fat burger xd

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