JD Vance gets biggest "fell for it again" award

"a lot of people have said this has been the greatest opening, almost three weeks, in the history of the presidency."

"We've done so much, so fast," Trump said. "And we really had to because they have really, what they've done to our country is so sad."

Dems really need to get better at r-slurese:

>"You know things are just so bad. So bad. They're terrible. I can't tell you how terrible things are, and people come to me and tell me that things are bad. They're absolutely bad. They say that he was such a bad man. He's not good. He brought in all these Male feminist Jeets and Zoomers with cute twink hair and the entire fricking West Wing smelled like Axe Body Spray, curry, and semen—we had have it pressure washed and steam cleaned it was so bad and they were running wild and doing horrible things and playing Minecraft and there's a lot of things to fix folks, but everyone will be happy I promise"