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How did I just get the most golden clip without prompting... pic.twitter.com/K7qO0pmZLt
— DosXXMachina (@DuosEquis) January 30, 2025
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hes talking about me
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You Will Never Be A Pharaoh.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of Osiris' perfection.
All the "validation" you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even mummies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.
You will never be a star in the sky. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a reed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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not reading your substack
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Nah you arent detestable
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but he's a boy so he has two detestables
!biology
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(I'm too big a kitty to say it....)
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BLACKED
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Egyptians are usually pretty light skinned their more like sand Mexicans
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More like Irresistible sand- neighbor tbf
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What did you do to him?
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!slots10000
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hey i saw they freed ur sister, she walking kinda funny now tho think she may have been decolonized
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U r sus
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You can't just drop a hard sand like that as a non-sand curry
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he saw biden do it and later become president, so he's trying the same!
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it's okay for him to say it since he's friends with a detestable sand BIPOC
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If you don't vote for me, you ain't a sand BIPOC!
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This bothers me deeply because he's clearly a sexy Indian dude, or if you must include a hard R, a curryBIPOC, and NOT a sandBIPOC. SOMEONE out there is not keeping up in the accuracy of their racial slurs
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It's like they don't even care anymore
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White people don't think that hard.
We just see brown and think "BIPOC"
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Slurs have more effect when you call someone a wrong slur that they hate the race of.
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Tfw calling pakis jeets and vice versa
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Petition to make this a song for my profile
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Detestable sandstorm BIPOC
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How can I repay you (after superb owl)?
Incredible that you picked the jamb that even my wife and daughter absolutely bust out the moves for everytime.
Yet another L for
poormillionaire old PizsashiLL.Incredible
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on the house
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This is now my incoming SMS chime
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Was at a bar with one of my Arab buddies that totally out of touch with the west. We were talking about slurs and he didn't know about sand BIPOC.
When I told him about it he stood up and starting shouting "I am the sand BIPOC" there was some American brothas at the bar, they gave him a weird look and I told him to sit down.
We were talking mostly in Arabic that day and I'm pretty tan so the brothas hopefully assumed we were just drunk Arabs.
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Arabs don't drink though.
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Either do baptists. Got a joke for ya
What's the difference between Jews, Protestants, and Baptists?
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of the Church.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
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Let me save you a click
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What's the larger context? Is he talking about internet comments?
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It's hard to tell. He vaguely alluded to being banned from an Internet cat forum by this individual. I think he might just be crazy
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Hate mail directed to him. Someone called him a sand BIPOC. I don't remember the context. Something about Dems alluding to him being a racist (they have no other strategy).
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total sandBIPOC joy
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OH MY GOD 🤣
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A deterstimo sandneighbor ?
My brain likes to mishear things, help me out here
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Twitter neighbors now part of democracy too:
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If you listen closely he's actually saying "a testicle sanding"
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WRONG
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If you tell people your vote it won't come true
Snapshots:
https://x.com/DuosEquis/status/1885003373293814061:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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