When you goon you're performing a political act and the way you coom says a lot about you, your values, and your place in a shared community. We need to take your views and considerations into account when designing a equitable future for our children. However, when it's time for COOM. There's no need for any of that. You don't even need clothes. Just bring your hands.
For centuries we've had debates on how to handle the powers of COOM. Some cultures let GOONERs run free, as you see with the Sentinelese. They live the perfect life for gooners. NAKED all day long. Boobas on display. No work, no insurance, no renewing medical aid schemes, no Alexander Forbes foundation, just coom. Other cultures have tried to hold back gooners, eventually these became traditions like marriage and with that, r*pe became illegal which changed the game for gooners forever. That began the evolutionary arms race between GOONERS and FEDS. And if that's not bad enough, you've got to worry about OPPs trying to take your GOONING customers from you bruh. You can't learn the coom hustle in school you've got to live this shit aint no textbooks on gooning like we goon in this b-word.
Nah but Imma keep it 100% wichu this site good ya'll lil bros doing ya'lls thang just don't get too big for your boots. And remember to pay respects to the fallen soldiers in prison, dead, we've lost a lot of good brothers to this goon shit for real. We need unity. Aight imma light this blunt and goon hard. Shit's good as frick yo. Can't stop gooning. How much do you goon?
Now lastly, you gotta remember we categorize our gooners as either: organized, disorganized and mixed. My organized gooners got COOM calenders and sheeit. they're all about that OPSEC because they're paranoid about the feds. Me? I'm a DISORGANIZED coomer. If I meet with the feds I'm gooning it out and until then, I'm gonna EJACULATE BLOOD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Stay cumming for real. And PIRATE your PORN DON'T PAY NOT ONE DIME SHARE THAT SHIT NEIGHBOR
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If you can't coom from fantasies in your own mind you will always be a slave to external forces.
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Mmmmm rotate them shapes gurl
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Jarvis pull up foid's most common porn searches
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How
@JimieWhales finds goon material.
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If you coom in your dream, you coom in real life
!coomers !biology
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I have coomed in my dreams numerous times but it never resulted in me cooming in real life when I woke up, "wet dreams" are bullshit.
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Wet dreams are a sign you aren't gooning enough
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low test
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Wet dreams only happen after long periods of abstinence which coomers are physically incapable of.
I remember when I was a teenager a friend of mine told me he got it every couple of weeks of so when he was going through a "no fap" phase (before it became an internet meme).
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I've never had a blue ball dream
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Can confirm
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ILLEGALLY TORRENT YOUR PORN AND STORE IT ON USB IN CASE THERE'S NO INTERNET
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I have a photographic memory, I don't need to save it
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Seriously, remembering the best bits of all the porn you've watched is the best cheat in life
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you wouldnt remember a car would you?
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USB? I literally have a NAS.
do I look like an amateur
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https://coomer.su/
!coomers
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The Soviet Union registered a domain for their country only a year before it ceased to exist, all for the domain to become associated with cybercrime, scams, hackers, porn, and piracy
!historychads !coomers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.su
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That makes me wish I grabbed metallica.com as a kid before they could
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This is just the lame h*man version of kemono
I'm scrolling thru some fetishes I like and they're all jawdroppingly hideous.
Tattoos and trains galore! 
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You made me see this and now I'm passing it on
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Since when are leftoids against piracy lol? It's typically a rightoid position to be against piracy.
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Lol redditors are against it
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also wtf are you talking about /r/piracy has 2 million subscribers
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I said redditors. There's a difference between people who use reddit dot com and "redditors"
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Since forever. They unironically agree that shoplifting is wholesome praxis but pirating is evil and destroying lives
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The heckin sexworkerinos tho
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The only moral torrent is my torrent.
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Ever since social media tbh. Leftoids are easily duped if you pretend to have some humanness behind the thing. So OF models talking to you directly makes them simp hard for the OF models, megacorps posting on social media as if they're a real human does the same thing etc
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Just c*m in your wife. Why pay for porn?
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Why limit yourself?
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Kanye West PBUH agrees
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KANYE WEST is HEAVY in the GOON game. This nigguh's GOON game go back years, real shit. When he was making STRONGER he made Daft Punk GOON so hard they were hallucinating!
One day I want to GOON like this great man. Dude is in his 40s still catch COOM charges, fighting off COOM lawsuits and for the freedom and liberty to COOM.
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😱 sad... if my grandsons.can download a youtube video to watch later then why does THESE "women" get mad? 🤣 haha... no real product = easy to steal!!
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least obvious kill the kaiser alt
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If you can't goon all day, you're not snorting enough Ritalin.......
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I forget to jack off sometimes for several days at a time
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My peepee is falling off
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If you tell people your vote it won't come true
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