BONGS TO BAN POINTY KNIVES
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14362823/Home-Secretary-Yvette-Cooper-considers-call-Idris-Elba-ban-kitchen-knives-pointed-ends.html
OI GUVNAH YEW GO' A LOICENSE F'DAT DEYUH POIN'Y KNOIFE COR BLOIMEY INNIT?
A Hollywood actor who glamorizes psychotic murderers on death row as the good guys told England to ban pointy knives
!burgers point and laugh at the !britbongs
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I honestly don't know why british men don't kill themselves at this point
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Because they don't have any guns or knives
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There's still the London Bridge.
Just jump down, what will the bobbies do? Expire their jumping loicense?
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Gravvi'y loicense
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Long ropes are next
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