day where
I live. My mom had also left to drop my sister
off to school
and run some errands, which made this the perfect
opportunity to dispose of the 9 vomit
bags that had accumulated in my room. What I do is transfer my vomit
bags from my room to the potty, empty
them into the potty, then put all of the emptied bags into another clean
bag and tie it tight. All of the bags smelled pretty
awful
because they had been sitting
for a few days. But one smelled particularly horrible. It didn't even smell
like vomit, it smelled like a dead animal. I tied them all up in a garbage
bag, then buried it within another full garbage
bag from the kitchen, then put it all on the curb for the garbage
man. The garbage
bin was full of other garbage, so I had to put the bag with the vomit
outside
of the bin, on my driveway (our trash
bags are black, no one could see the vomit
residue). About an hour passed, and I was in my room when I hear my dog barking hysterically at something. My dog barks at everything that walks past the house, so I just ignored her. But then I noticed she wouldn't stop barking, for over 10 minutes straight. The only time she barks non-stop like that is when someone or something
is on our property. So I decide to stop being lazy and look at what she's so riled up about. When I saw what she was barking at, my heart
skipped a few beats...
VULTURES had ripped into the kitchen
bag and dug out the vomit
bags, and were eating
whatever
residue and chunks that were left on the bags. They had them and all of the other trash
scattered all over my driveway. All I could think
was "my mom is gonna
get home any second". I never
ran so fast in my life. It was starting to rain, but I didn't care. I shooed the vultures away and grabbed all of the wet vomit
bags and put them back into the holes the vultures made. There
was another vomit
bag poking out of the kitchen
bag, so clearly they were about to rip another bag out. The vomit
is all they really
wanted. To make things worse, a wasp was also hovering around the bags. I couldn't properly stuff the vomit
bags back into the other bag without swatting at the wasp, which made it pretty
angry. I kept looking
down the road thinking
my mom's gonna
bust around the corner at any second. Between
the threatening
wasp, the vultures, and the possibility of being caught, I was in a panic. I eventually gathered the bag, removed one of the bags from the bin and replaced it with the torn bag, and shut the lid so the vultures couldn't get to it anymore. My mom got home less than 5 minutes later....
It still blows my mind how close I was to getting caught. AAHHHHHH I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT!!!! I would
freaking die if my mom would
have been the one to find the bags in the driveway. She is already suspicious
of my rapid weight
loss, and has asked
me if I'm anorexic
or bulimic. Of course I lied and said "I just work out a lot now". If she saw those bags, it would
be game over for me. I'm just imagining how awful
it would
be if I had looked out of the window
and saw my mom picking up the bags, and having her confront me about it, and her saying "I KNEW IT!!!". I think
I'd just go hang myself
tbh. I did end up telling her vultures got into the trash
(AFTER the garbage
men took the trash, just in case she decided to go see what the vultures were attracted to). She said "yuck, something
must've been rotten
in there." And I'm like "uh, yeah, maybe egg shells? Or the bleu cheese?" LOL.
Just wanted to share, and let everyone know vultures like vomit, especially vomit
that smells like a dead possum. So be careful where
you leave
your trash.
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