nooooooooooooooooooooooo you can't be that skinny! you cant eat fake sugar! you will die!

Not a suicide post. But genuinely I feel lied to at this point. I was told my heart would crap out and I'd kick the fricking bucket but here I am, bmi 10s, Diet Coke like water, caffeinated to heck and back, can't remember the last time I touched a fruit or vegetable. I live off of literal plates of artificial sweetener, McDonald's and candy. My blood is probably laced with "forever chemicals" and aspartame, so why doesn't anything happen to me?

ps if you somehow recognise me from this I'd like a baby pink coffin with ribbons please and put those little sticky gems on it also play lana del rey yk the drill <3