Puked maybe 20 times and in a ton of pain. They gave me a double dose of morphine at the hospital and told me I was almost certainly going to puke. For the first time today, I actually didnt. Still hurts, but I was convulsing from the pain on the way here. Probably down to 120lbs-ish after all this nonsense, instead of gaining holiday weight.
edit: shit, actually need surgery ffs
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Did you give yourself a paralytic ileus from not eating?
OP might have to get a colostomy due to his vanity. At least he'll be the skinniest guy with a bag of shit hanging off the side of his abdomen.
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