Puked maybe 20 times and in a ton of pain. They gave me a double dose of morphine at the hospital and told me I was almost certainly going to puke. For the first time today, I actually didnt. Still hurts, but I was convulsing from the pain on the way here. Probably down to 120lbs-ish after all this nonsense, instead of gaining holiday weight.
edit: shit, actually need surgery ffs
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No Nom November. Stay strong, brother.
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Are you actually an anorexic male? If so, lmao
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nah im short and lean
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Oh, why does your body hate you?
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its cringe and bluepilled
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bulimiamaxxing only works when you're a teen girl
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Looks like I am actually stuck here for a while. They have to stick something down my nose and try to unblock a section of my intestine or something. They said if tht doesnt work they are gonna have to cut me open. This legit sucks guys
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This neighbor got free all natural Ozempic and he's making them take it out
!thin
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honestly felt like when my appendix burst and I tried to tough it out for a day, went into sepsis lmao. They added dilaudid to the morphine
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Tried to tough out my appendix, initially thinking it was a bad hangover then a day or two later a doctor said I was fine and gave me an Iv before sending me off.
A few days later I had to go to the ER cause I never stopped puking
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Stop sticking rodents up your butt!!!
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Then why come I'm skinny?
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Post your peepee.
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What happened?
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I can actually suck a pound or so out of your peepee, hmu if interested
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Lookin' good, king
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gross. lose weight snapper
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Lol hope your surgery is fine king
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just woke up
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are you out of the woods yet?
!commenters
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havent even gone innawoods yet
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werent you in surgery
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they just took the catheter out
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lmao did u forget to censor your face
get well soon king
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dont even fricking care at this point. maybe when they take away my dilaudid
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What on earth is that hole in your arm. Botfly larvae?
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I hope you die Kellere you r-slur
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I looked at your face and was like "yeah that's gay face" and then I looked at your profile pic and it was ur nipples
wanna tribute?
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Did you give yourself a paralytic ileus from not eating?
OP might have to get a colostomy due to his vanity. At least he'll be the skinniest guy with a bag of shit hanging off the side of his abdomen.
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Congrats on the appendix being removed
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