Black people recount the hilarious ways their parents psychologically tortured them as kids.

https://twitter.com/4PF_Rami/status/1575042115029303296

My father often called me an illegal immigrant from Nigeria, he’d threaten to tell the police to have me deported if I didn’t follow his orders.


when i was 6 my mom started pretending to be dead when i came back from school and she’d go the whole way bc she’d hold her breath when I tried to test and id tickle her and hit her and she continued pretending for a full hour while i mourned her


had a mate, her and her husband used to lie on the floor covered in tomato sauce when their 3 kids came home from school, they thought it was hysterical! All the kids are grown up now and all have serious problems!


My dad told me it was too expensive to get me a birth certificate so they registered me at the pound. My dad also said that when he spanked me he wouldn't get in as much trouble because I'm a dog


My dad used to tell me I wasn’t dark enough to actually be his and he was just doing the mailman a favor 😂😂😂

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these all sound like my dad, what kind of weird butt parents do you guys have???

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my parents died before i was born

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My parents are great people

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A totally normal loving family. It was great.

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frick

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>A totally normal loving family

>Still ends up a dramatard

You never had a chance

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Yeah don't think i can blame them sadly.

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It must suck knowing that, no matter how good your parenting is, 50% of the work has been done by genetics

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I feel that nature provides your maximum potential and nurture is what takes you there.

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Sometimes as much as 80%. But I think it would feel good knowing I can't possibly screw it up that badly.

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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t. Actual Schizophrenic

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ya what about it?

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