My pops used to tell me I had hair on my arms because I was part chimp. He’d play monkey sounds off his phone and tell me it was a voicemail from my real father. No one can ever look me in the eyes and tell me they understand what I’ve been through
— Rami (@4PF_Rami) September 28, 2022
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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parents of rdrama: when are these jokes too far? How do I not frick up my kid?
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Teach your kid how to safely do pranks as well. Then they'll understand it's not so serious. Also never do a prank or joke that pokes at their insecurity if they have one.
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Talk to them when they need help, force them to participate in family gatherings once a year minimum. Change how you interact with your kid over the years from a strict control state to a constantly loosening hand as they figure out more and more stuff on their own. Encourage them to learn problem solving habits. Help them out if they get stuck but also require that they learn from where they got stuck. Have specific standards that you do not break.
I think the most common element for being a shit parent is to not have strict standards for how you would react. Many parents get too busy trying to trick their own kids to get the wanted results and just end up with kids that do not trust them at all.
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It doesn't matter how perfect you are, if ur kid ends up like one of those self hating cute twinks on reddit/rbn/whatever they're going to find something u did to blame their """""trauma""""" on
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It's actually pretty obvious. Just be normal. Little jokes and pranking your kid can be fine but don't pretend you've been killed as a prank. This isn't fine.
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Not fricking up your kid is white culture sweetie
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