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Modern day militaries could defeat every single mythical monster

This is why mythical monsters went out of style and became boring for people, because we already have the tech to defeat pretty much every single monster out there in our old stories.

A werewolf? Explosive AR rifle rounds blowing up chunks of it with each hit. Maybe it's a bullet sponge but even a bullet sponge will die after getting riddled with a thousand exploding bullets.

A vampire? Set it on fire with flammable munitions steaks the burnt corpses heart with a stake afterwards. Or just get thermal charges which illuminate in the sun rays spectrum and burn the vamp down.

A ghost? Okay you cannot kill a ghost but like, get a priest or something which you can do in a day with modern army logistics.

A demon? Shoot to death.

Medusa? Heat vision goggles and shoot to death.

Cyclops? Bomb to death.

Hydra? Napalm until nothing remains.

Centaurs? Shoot.

Basilisks? Drone dropped explosive munitions.

Chimera? Bomb.

Minatour? Bomb.

Kraken? Torpedo.

Cerebrus? Napalm and bomb.

The Sprinx? Drone swarm bomb.

Sirens? Noise cancelling earphones and shoot.

Kappa? Shoot.

Dragons? A dozen machine guns

Harpies? Rifles with scopes.

Typhon? Big bomb

The furies? Honestly yeah you probs couldn't kill a fury. I would put a fury at a 1000 personnel sized army.

Banshees? A karen.

We got the firepower to defeat pretty much every single monster from our old stories which is why they became so boring.

Whatever the humans two thousand years ago considered truly powerful and above humans we have already surpassed. This is why a pandemic story will always sell better than a dracula story. We can kill dracula now but we cannot defeat a pandemic still.

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It’s the 4th dimensional eldritch abominations you really have to worry about.

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Literally unstoppable

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The US airforce could defeat Cthulhu fight me.

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Cthulu got rolled by a 50 foot trawler with like 4 drunk fishermen on it

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When?

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In his debut appearance, a bunch of presumably drunk old white dudes crashed their boat into him and he pussed out

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Ah neat.

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voldemort uses line of sight crucio to insta kill everyone in the military, no attacks will be able to hit him since he has relativistic reaction times and apparates at FTL speeds if he has luck potion and elder wand he slams even harder :marseygigachad:

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Like why didn't Voldemort have a gun or just choke Harry when he was a baby.

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voldemort is bulletproof, harry scales to voldemort which also makes him casually bulletproof :#marseycapychad:

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Nuke.

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relativistic reaction times means he will always doge/apparate no matter what he is attacked with, if army shoots nuke at voldemort he will instantly apparate to a place away from the nuke :soyjakanimeglasses:

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You can only apparate if you know what hit you. Pegion nuke.

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no matter what attack even the ones he does not know or see voldemort will always apparate, not to mention he has horcruxes meaning he cannot die unless you destroy all horcruxes, even if voledemort gets obliterated by world wiping nukes he will be fine as long as horcruxes are in tact which they will be :#marseywizard:

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why will they be intact? Just shoot the horcruxes? A horny teenager figured it out so the pentagon obviously can too.

It's simple, till the 20th century wizards were kept secret to protect humans, after the 20th century wizards were kept secret to protect the wizards.

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voldemort could have hid them anywhere there is no reason the pentagon would find them not to mention harry is almost as smart as voldemort it would take genius intellect to even challenge voldemorts strategic prowess :marseycapygigabrain:

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This is why mythical monsters went out of style

They didnt, we just made them bigger and tougher. Godzilla is rad

If youre talking about believing in "real" ones exclusively those disappeared long before the military might you speak of

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wrong lol try again u frickn mong

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get a priest or something

B-word have you not seen The Exorcist?

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Two priests.

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Thank you Mr. FBI.

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