Unable to load image

Modern day militaries could defeat every single mythical monster

This is why mythical monsters went out of style and became boring for people, because we already have the tech to defeat pretty much every single monster out there in our old stories.

A werewolf? Explosive AR rifle rounds blowing up chunks of it with each hit. Maybe it's a bullet sponge but even a bullet sponge will die after getting riddled with a thousand exploding bullets.

A vampire? Set it on fire with flammable munitions steaks the burnt corpses heart with a stake afterwards. Or just get thermal charges which illuminate in the sun rays spectrum and burn the vamp down.

A ghost? Okay you cannot kill a ghost but like, get a priest or something which you can do in a day with modern army logistics.

A demon? Shoot to death.

Medusa? Heat vision goggles and shoot to death.

Cyclops? Bomb to death.

Hydra? Napalm until nothing remains.

Centaurs? Shoot.

Basilisks? Drone dropped explosive munitions.

Chimera? Bomb.

Minatour? Bomb.

Kraken? Torpedo.

Cerebrus? Napalm and bomb.

The Sprinx? Drone swarm bomb.

Sirens? Noise cancelling earphones and shoot.

Kappa? Shoot.

Dragons? A dozen machine guns

Harpies? Rifles with scopes.

Typhon? Big bomb

The furies? Honestly yeah you probs couldn't kill a fury. I would put a fury at a 1000 personnel sized army.

Banshees? A karen.

We got the firepower to defeat pretty much every single monster from our old stories which is why they became so boring.

Whatever the humans two thousand years ago considered truly powerful and above humans we have already surpassed. This is why a pandemic story will always sell better than a dracula story. We can kill dracula now but we cannot defeat a pandemic still.

5
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

wrong lol try again u frickn mong

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.