My foid and I were out shopping and found one of those white-woman crystal stores and decided to go in to laugh at the uggos. They ended up having a few cool antiques so we decided to grab them, but as we approached the register, a spherical 30-something year old man in a shitty “steampunk” outfit stood there, going on about some politician and throwing out every possible buzzword. He was a real life /r/politics user, “he’s a fascist, homophonic, sexism, racist, xenophobic, anti-abortion, nationalist” etc. to some poor teenage coworker desperately trying to get him to shut up. As I was paying, my heart felt heavier than ever before, obviously I see lots of Reddit people acting that way on Reddit, but there was a part of me that just didn’t believe they were real, before that moment my mind could not conceptualize someone like that existing. He also gave me my receipt after I said not to, so I’m convinced this “person” is incapable of thought.
I encountered a real-life Redditor today and it caused me unimaginable dread
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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I've met a couple. One wholeheartedly believed every comment about /r/coronavirus and still thinks covid19 is a big deal. The other is in IT and makes repetitive "zingers" that are kinda funny but get old since the style of delivery is the same. They were very weird in a bad way.
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my next door neighbors license plate is literally “SHWIFTY”.
top that losers
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That's pretty funny, as long as it's a manual.
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its a four door barbie jeep
, but the guy is a super cool brahmin 
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What the heck does that have to do with anything?
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its multilayered
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What do you mean by "it's multilayered"? Are you trying to say that it's complicated? Because if so, I disagree. I think it's quite simple.
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nope
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What, you can't handle a little constructive criticism?
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All of them are extremely banhappy and have power issues, but Pizzashill has had some funny moments with his zingers (that I saw)
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