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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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at least they do it in a potty, unlike the english who just shit in the corner of the room and cover it like a cat.
some day the rest of the world will join americans in being modern and civilized.
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Germans love their shit shelf tho so they can stare at their poo
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This is fake. Knowing the Germans, they wouldn't waste poo
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They'd call the nearest prostitute and watch in amazement as she consumes it.
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Peepeeer
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Finland-Sweden cruises are an interesting experience. You get a mix of people wanting to get drunk and frick, alcoholics looking to buy tax-free alcohol and cigarettes, and normies on vacation just there to travel and to eat at the restaurants. All groups are locked in together for 24 hours, people are drinking till they puke in to the sea, losing all their money at the casino, pissing and puking on the carpets, and getting in to fights.
I go every couple of years and it's always an experience.
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Cruises as a whole seem so bleak and I can’t imagine why anyone would want to go on one :(
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Boats on this route might be different from what you're used to though, since they're more like floating casinos with cheaper alcohol than on land, rather than vacation spots. Longest cruises are 24 hours so that's only enough to get drunk and recover from the hangover.
Myself, I go because I'm an alcoholic and love gambling
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Oh 24 hours? Yeah that would be fine tbh, even a weekend would make sense. I didn’t know it was anything but the weeks-long trips fat and old and black Americans make where they binge on buffet food and play slots while sitting on a giant boat for 2-3 weeks.
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I've always wanted to do one of the scenic cruise routes I saw one that took you from Greece to Oman or some such that'd be a nice trip, Red Sea coast would be a treat to watch in itself+Suez Canal and of course Greece itself is very beautiful. Just sit on a deck chair all day reading and listening to music, a light beer every now and then and being lulled to sleep by the sound of the waves.
I've only ever been on cruise ships for a few hours at a time and they didn't even allow us to go on the deck
what's the point of being on a ship if you're stuck in a regular old AC room? 
It had pretty decent speed so being out at front would've allowed me to do the proper Titanic pose too. 
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So you were both cucked out of seeing snow and having a cruise experience, interesting…
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DFDS seaways has ferry service between Bongland, Thotterdam and the Nordcucks.
It ain’t fancy but it’s good wholesome fun: buffet, bar on the top deck, duty free cigarettes and sportswear, you can smoke on the deck and the majority of the passengers are legacy/untanned Euros enjoying their traditional pastime of drinking to excess.
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When 5€ for a pint is a 'cheap drink'
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watching the weekly migration of middle aged men leaving the viking line pushing a dolly stacked with cheap beer is scandinavian tradition
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I am decimating a potty right now
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Don't be selfish, share your pics
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It's a stolen bit but it's still funny
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Admemes can't create content.
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i love you carp
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No sentient being could willingly utter those words.
Dilemma solved.
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i bet she immediately had s*x with him.
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Thanks carp I feel better now
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Most socially functional Nordic
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Unironically
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Why do you downvote everyone?
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Imagine how you would feel on Straightember 30 of this year if you had been told that instead of Homoween 2022, all you were going to get was this thread. And even for that you'd have to wait until Cocktober 16.
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remember to eat fiber and stay regular bros
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Cruise Ship. Sewer. R-slur.
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