btw if u are afraid of the feds at this point u are a cuck, frick dem pigs 
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How I sleep knowing that I have disrupted a serious legal matter with my shitposts and now have federal agents tracking me across cyberspace
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
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Bet that, head crack, blunt force
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Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
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Five O's on me like the Olympics
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Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
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Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
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They're literally doing nothing. Judges just say that bullshit to make people scared. If he had said to say a journal at the NYT however that could be a different story.
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from groomercord
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I wasn't afraid of stupid theoretical shit with no precedent until I was dragged at gunpoint to a foreign court and put in prison on it lol
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lol i see what ur saying but i think that is a different situation
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I don't know. a facial reading of my activity would have lead me to believe that I was unlikely to get indicted. It still would seem absurd today.
In contrast, I could see a US Attorney wanting to push for a 18 U.S.C. § 1512 (c) (2) charge against the bait sub poster/mod if they could get a statement they could spin to a jury on the record. Prosecutors and judges love to sling out paper and punishments anytime something they don't expect gets on the docket. They'd have to prove intent, so it would be very useful for the 1 or 2 people at risk to not be around to be interviewed, and surely to shut the frick up and not give statements if the feds do show up.
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Furthermore, I was not aware in the slightest, and I am still not aware, that I was breaking a law. No one has pointed out a law that applies in any way. So not only would my first amendment rights be violated, I would have no idea that the law existed in the first place.
There is no law that addresses what happened without EXTREME twisting of legal terms. There is no legal precedent for prosecuting this sort of behavior. The prank did not involve threats of violence, nor did I say I would bribe anyone. In fact, this has happened before, in the Johnny Depp case, and nothing happened.
Also, I have offended a county court who will likely tell their sheriff's department to look into it and will probably give up as soon as they realize that the poster admitted it was a prank. MAYBE they would involve the FBI, but cmon, is the FBI really going to investigate an event this small?
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Why not just put some stuff in storage and take a trip to Ecuador, get away from the cold, learn some Spanish? I'll throw in a benji's worth of crypto towards your hostel. Maybe you can crowdfund a cheap vacation off of this and get down south for a while until things blow over. Not being found for a few months is a huge deal -- people get other cases, and other instructions from their bosses. Shit can blow over.
Let me tell you -- bail conditions for lolcrimes are a lot worse than fricking latinx hookers in the sun. Weekly piss tests, no unmonitored internet access, internet only for work, work has to be preapproved by the feds
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lol this but to {UNNAMED_PARTY_WHO_CREATED_THE_POST}
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Didn't ecuador cuck out with Julian Assange? Or was that different because he was shacked up in the Embassy? I'd maybe want to go somewhere that didn't fold to the weakest empire in modern times
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you can live completely on crypto there easy with no KYC and do internet hustles. the point is not being found, by the time you are holed up in an embassy and a poiltical target you done fricked up
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They'd have to show you intended to influence the outcome of the trial. If you've had no contact with anyone involved with the trial, then it would be pretty hard to prove. Nothing will probably happen. But if any authorities were to question you the best thing to do would to not answer any questions without consulting an attorney.
Early that day I did see a post asking how to contact the jury. THAT would clearly be illegal. Not sure if the mods removed it or who posted it though.
I think the best part about this is it gave that bastard one last sliver of hope that they might actually nullify. So for that this belongs to you
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The key issue here in that statute is whether there was any bona fide attempt (since it clearly did not actually affect the outcome) at influencing the verdict by the posters themselves. Speculative reporting and parody about a pending trial verdict is obviously allowable under a first amendment defense (happens all the time after all), and the subreddit/posters never directly contacted or reached out to the jurors or parties.
The fact that knowledge of the subreddit only made it into the Court as a result of the navel gazers of Reddit spreading it by their own volition, rather than a direct attempt by the posters and sub mods, shows either
it was purely intended as public parody of the case, or
they were omniscient and could predict that other strangers would forward their obscure posts on a newly created subreddit directly to the Court, on no other substance than believing shit on the internet whole-cloth.
Of those two, which is more likely?
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yeah, I explained this in my longread post:
https://rdrama.net/post/116859/guide-to-surviving-the-feds-from
they're going to need to generate a record of a claim by one of the posters that it was a bona fide attempt to influence or disrupt the court proceedings. Which is why if I were one of those posters I would immediately take steps to ensure I am difficult to find and thus hard to interview
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one does not do that to the global hegemon. it has been known for ages that even if technically/legally allowed, people still get got by "spirit of the law". innocent people end up in guantanamo, there's no logic, just politics
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Well i wasnt afraid at first, but if youre not larping and are actually weev then we're sure asshit all being watched now. Thanks butthole.
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you commented in the same forum as weev. dozens of federal agencies are deploying their surveillance teams now. burn all the documents and dispose of all your drugs. melt down your 3d printed illegal firearms.
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Absolute legend
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Oh you're based? Excuse me fellow Chad
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This is as serious as jan 6th and people are going to go down for it
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That would a funny followup op. A sub of rightoid mad posting about how leftoids got to disrupt the justice system without consequence yet lubtards get butthurt about Jan 6th
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Rightoids gonna b-word anyway
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https://old.reddit.com/r/ConvictLiarJuror
We can try I guess
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