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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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If you can't win the game, you've gotta create your own
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This is high tech precision bombing
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Risky. Might have been skinny when they got married.
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Might?
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This is smart. They'll be on the rebound and looking for a hook-up for validation as well.
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probably not a virgin
probably not debt-free
probably got tattoos
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You're not finding women that meet those criteria outside of a high school
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Which is why you take the redpill and start finding men who meet those criteria
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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yikes
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who's buying wedding dresses? I thought they were all rentals because who wants to actually keep one
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Lmao, foids keeping their wedding dress around for memory sake is extremely common, people would rather bankrupt themselves if it meant buying rather than renting a dress
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They buy a dress with the rationale that "their daughter can wear it someday" to justify the cost, neglecting the fact that their own mother's dress looked "too dated" to use themselves
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I wish I was born a chink so I could make synthetic wedding dresses for burgers and become the richest person in my neighbourhood.
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THATS THE HECKING PiNk TaX CHUD!!!
WOMEN ARE FORCED TO BUY THE $10,000 DRESS!!!
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It’s not there
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!slots100
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You can't rent wedding dresses. Wedding dresses are made-to-order.
If you can't afford to custom order a dress fitted specifically for you (or smart enough not to spend $10,000 on a dress), you can buy a used dress on Facebook marketplace, but you will still need to spend a few hundred dollars getting it altered to fit you.
If you are smart, you then re-sell the dress on Facebook Marketplace to recoup some of the money. Facebook Marketplace is like 50% those smart people, and 50% "Help I bought a custom $30,000 dress and my fiancé dumped me. Pls buy."
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No one in this hellbent day and age is going to Heaven anyways. Do whatever you want before eternal darnation where God will punish everyone for all of eternity. No amount of repentance can forgive it because the Quran makes clear people who pray just to avoid Heck are seen as disingenuous and the prayer is null. Martyrs get Heaven at least. The only chance my soul has is a holy war breaking out which is a long cry from realistic. But they say Allah is the most merciful so maybe trying as hard as possible to be good is good enough. Else he would have killed us all already. Or maybe I am making excuses because I am scared for judgement day
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Ancient meme, but still good
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