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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Jfc people really care about office rats suddenly. Seriously even Jack Dorsey came out of the woodwork to comment on this shit, not to dunk on elon, but that these layoffs are basically his fault for bloating the company by overhiring.
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Go shove your head back in the woodwork, you ignorant prick. People are allowed to have compassion for others, even if they don't work in the same field. And yes, the layoffs are Elon's fault. He's the one who bloated the company by overhiring. So why don't you go back to your little hole and leave the rest of us alone.
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Will you bbbbe my bbbbride?
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No, I will not "youe my youride." What the heck is that even supposed to mean?
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you know what? you're a fricknut and I don't have to put up with your shit anymore. I bet you can't even make your famous shortcake without pooping on the floor.
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You're a worthless piece of shit and I can't believe I ever tolerated you. Your so-called "famous shortcake" is nothing but garbage and you're not worth the time or effort it takes to make it.
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They didn't give a frick about them when they wanted the country to remain closed for covid, that's for sure
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Holy frick I hate the sensationalized way of speaking reporters do so much
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Bill burr mocking the way reporters talk is the best mocking of it I've ever seen
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What is DSP
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Dark Side Phil, notoriously bad video game streamer but a top tier lolcow.
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Ok, knowing it's that dude just from an acronym is god-tier autismo
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Once you know who he is, that combination of three letters will mean nothing else.
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This will always be one of the top 5 funniest videos of all time in my opinion. The best part is he never actually unboxes the game in the unbox video lol. If I didn't know DSP to be an actual, literal r-slur, like in the serious, not-memeing, deficient IQ manner, I would think this is avant-garde trolling or humor art or something.
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There is a sort of Sam-Hyde-esque vibe here with the bizarre asides about his condo, the alarm, and the horrible film quality
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Fun lolcow whose orbiters consist of brainrotted fans who fund a six figure income that he blows on gin and mobile games (50k or more on a WWE game) and schizo-haters with a profoundly unhealthy level of hatred for his skill at gypping r-slurs out of their paychecks.
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Digital signal processing. Like low pass filters and stuff.
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la cucaracha
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I hate millenials
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TBH if I was working at twitter I would’ve immediately gone job searching the second I heard daddy Elon was knocking down the door. I’ve heard the shit he pulls at Tesla, toxic asf.
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Less awkward than watching him play video games.
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Ava Adams
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Elon should buy WWE Supertars next.
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It's WWE Champions, not Superstars. Do you ever read the Kiwifarms DSP thread dipshit?
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Bugged boss mechanics
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Snapshots:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_xPN1zOkADg:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Dsp’s biggest fan memology101 gonna have a field day with this
E: oh lol should have checked first
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Also Coach Red Pill
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What was that r-slur even doing for Twitter?
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