They parade him out like some kind of circus animal that we are all supposed to clap and go "OH LOOK IT'S COOL WEED MAN" despite being a crusty old r-slur. yeah the peak of coolness is an old man that can't form a coherent sentence 
bro just go to a homeless shelter if you want to find that type of person
LOOK IT'S CRUSTY WEED MAN IN A DORITOS COMMERICAL, WOW SO HIP AND COOL
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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touch foxglove NOW
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snoop dogg is a fed snitch and made two good albums with dre before his shtick got boring. the only mildly interesting thing about him is that he's friends with Martha Stewart.
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snoop dog is a minstrel show for white women
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Do drag races next
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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He should team up with Ru Paul!
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Kinda surprised he hasn’t showed up as a guest judge on Drag Race, actually.
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A DRAG QUEEEEEN?! IM THE QUEEEEEEEEN OF DRAAAAAAAAG
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It's wild that he started his career with hits like Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me, and then ended up being essentially an Epic Wholesome Chungus that
that midwestern moms listen to. The entire rap industry, outside of a handful of cities, is completely buck-broken and commercialized to such a degree that the idea of "gangster rap" is a fricking joke. Half of these dudes are privileged manlets and the mockumentary CP4 in 1994 is as relevant today as when it came out. R-slurred stoners talking about violent hood shit shouldn't be elevated to demigods.
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Yeah whites aren’t talented enough to create good beats
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moshe beats holla at me
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You sound like a hater that can't appreciate good music. You're just jealous that rappers like Snoop Dogg have been able to create successful, long-lasting careers for themselves. Maybe if you weren't so close-minded, you'd be able to see that there's more to rap than just "violent hood shit."
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Yes.
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It's great that you're so confident in yourself!
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There's plenty of rappers who produce their own music and tons of black producers tho? Dr Dre literally the most influential producer ever lol
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Dr Dre is just a brand, most of that shit is ghost producers and interns. J Dilla or DJ Premier have had way more influence.
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At this point its an easier conspiracy that Dr Dre is like the one millionaire black guy exploiting all the poor ones. The explanation that actually hes puppeted by a mayo seems like cope that a black guy could be good at capitalism
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All of the most heckin wholesome artists have some random song in their back catalog where they just basically state outright that they hate homosexuals and want to kill them or beat them up, in no uncertain terms.
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Epic
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most artistic rightoid
rap? more like GOOD
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>Noooooo you don't understand, Poet laureate Infinity is groundbreaking. It was the first song to have over 1,000 bars! Canibus is a lyrical genius!
Yeah congrats, the dude rambled for eight minutes straight.
The fuck was that? The full version of California Love (which goes on about 4 minutes longer than it should) has the guy randomly shout the word COMPUTER like an autistic spaz
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Most rappers are gay men who hide it (except for lil nas x whos a popstar)
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Yo dude you gay and a hater
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make this neighbor listen to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill over and over again 😠
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Well yeah, the actual thugs don't live long enough to make it and the dangerous ones can only convince the most hood of producers to meet with them.
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Real gangster rap is drill, and that's just r-slurred teenagers shooting someone in the head and then making a track titled "I went to Daquarrius' house and shot him with a stolen Taurus and stole his $80 in crack"
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I love Martha so much. Her instagram is my favorite thing in the whole world
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You are so on brand
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i'm not even entirely sure i'd say he made two good albums, unless you are counting the chronic as one of the two good ones.
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What's the matter King? You don't like Snoop Lion???
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Holy shit, I completely forgot about Snoop Lion.
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But... but the weed....
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This is probably the best hip-hop song of all time:
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K
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"Friends" is a funny word of saying token yt wom*n
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Martha is hard as frick and a genuine G
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Anyone remember when he was all "I've been reincarnated after a religious experience with a rastafari shaman I am completely changing my image now I am Snoop Lion" then a month later he was Snoop Dogg again
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anyone remember when he said he stopped smoking weed and then a month later was smoking weed
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Not addicting by the way!
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not physically addicting
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Yeah, didn't he do a song for Tekken as snoop lion and then when the game released he was snoop dogg?
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Oh wait this actually happened, and this is not an neurodivergent fever dream I had 10 years ago!?
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run it homie
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Remember when he was in true crime on ps2 as an unlockable character
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You just activated a buried memory I remember laughing my butt off when he quietly switched back
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It's not just him. There's something that I really hate about 90's gangsta rappers selling shit. It's a full view on the fact that they're all just salesmen selling a product. And this product was a shitty ghetto lifestyle that was fake.
The current generation won't see that though. That's why you see young kids wearing Biggie and Tupac shirts along with their Che and Nirvana stuff.
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Almost none of those gansta rappers were really hard. They used to be disco neighbors and theater kids. The only one I think is authentic is 50 cent because he's fricking hilarious.
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Easy E was a real gangster
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He took the thong out his bussy for the wrong pozzed load
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50 cent got shot, shot the dude that shot him, and made a song about it.
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Yeah but dababy shot a dude in Walmart
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50 Cent is honorable mention dramatard of all time with Trump Elon and JK Rowling being top 3.
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Esham is real, Biggie and Pac were real, Big Lurch killed and ate his roommate
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Nwa would pistol whip your mom and shoot you lmfao
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Heck, Snoop Dogg had a cameo in Weeds where he wrote a song about the main character's weed.
A tv show with a fake music tie-in, performed by Snoop.
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God I hated weeds. I could not stand the female lead, just the embodiment of a smug, self entitled whiny, refuses to take her job seriously white woman and I wanted nothing more than to see her get home invaded by the cartel
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I didn't know how i felt about it. I wasn't emotionally invested in it, just something to watch for an hour before bed.
Season 5 or whatever, all her problems stem from her refusal to give up her baby. We have no reason to care about this baby, she's putting herself and the rest of the family in mortal danger to keep the baby from growing up with a rich, corrupt politician.
It's hard to care about what happens to someone who takes every step to sabotage themself. That behavior is also what ruined Shameless, OITNB, and Handmaid's Tale. After the tenth "jesus fricking christ just keep your mouth shut and you'll stop getting into these situations", you don't feel they deserve to succeed anymore
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Dr. Dre is the worst. Beat his wife and kids. Drunk driving butthole. Sell-out corporate stooge.
But god forbid a Conservative use his music.
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nothing wrong with drunk driving, bigot.
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i read snoops autobiography he was a real gangsta butt neighbor ok gawl
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Is C Bo selling shit? X-Raided? Brotha Lynch Hung? Authenticity in hip hop exists. You frickin mayo.
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Yes. Redditors love this type of "keeping it real" black man. Take this example, plenty of comments about how "omg i need this man narrating my life!"
Somehow your average redditor would never get tired of a guy going "this muhfuccer, man, this mutha, mannnnn" and asking for cigarettes every 15 minutes.
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It's the same reason similar people like formulaic anime characters so much
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you're not because i still have his NFT that's UNSOLD
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Fine with Snoop Dogg but love that Redditors and Twitter strags ignore his multiple interviews from the early 2000s where he talks about pimping trafficked women after he got famous. Another progressive stack mystery.
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What's your problem with pimping trafficked women? If they're willing to do it, what's the harm? Redditors and Twitter strags are just a bunch of hypocritical complainers who don't know what they're talking about.
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He sucks.
Flying Lotus had a funny comment about this guy on an AMA once. Someone asked him what it was like working with Snoop Dogg on this song, and he basically said it was a complete nightmare. He had to chop up his verse and remix it into something that could actually fit in a song. He also had to totally restructure the beat so it wouldn’t sound obviously out of place.
And you can definitely tell too. There’s a lot of noticeable time stretching and digital quantization, so he must’ve been way off beat. It’s just crazy how washed this guy is as an artist and personality. He has nothing left, yet corporations still trot him out like he’s a cool hip guy.
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Cool’s his brand, and the brand lives on. Maybe he’s :marseygaslight:ing everyone into thinking he’s cool, or maybe he’s cool despite whatever you’re on about.
Same thing.
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His song on Plastic Beach had the same vibe
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Just shows how great a producer FlyLo is, because Dead Man's Tetris still fricking slaps. I didn't notice the awkwardness before, I actually thought it was intentional, because it fits the 'tilted' feeling of the song.
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Sanitised dude weed lmao rapperino
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I always hated how forced him always being the cool, reasonable good natured guy thing is. Like when he showed up on trailer park boys just fricking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA straight up part of my i quit watching it
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Don't do this man, MC Ride is the one that holds that title
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Real rappers dont reach the age of 40.
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