:marseyfighter: *Blocks your path* What you doing?

Fight :marseycrusader2:

Cast Spell :marseyblackmage:

Drink Potion :marseysipping:

Flee :marseydance:

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>The witch/ninja/alchemist easily evades your bullets with the help of a speed potion (meth).

You die.:marseytombstone:

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:marseydead:

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:#marseydeadpooner:

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If some 7 foot tall dude in a goth dress and heels stepped out of the shadows with a great sword im absolutely going from holster to pocket/ behind my back

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The toaster oven/microwave in the bedroom with the blow up mattress tells me they are in a good place in life right now.

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That's a kitchen sink on the left side . "She" put her mattress on the kitchen floor.

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It's a 1 room apartment in a flophouse

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In heels

I walk away at a brisk pace.

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>Success This creature has low endurance. :marseywalking:

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Say "sir"

:#marseydisintegrate:

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>This enrages :marseycarpbuff: the samurai/apothecary/wizard and they deal x2 damage to you.

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i hold up a mirror and xhe spots xer adam's apple

:#marseyneckbeard:

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>Critical Hit Your Reflect Spell is highly effective. :marseygunshotsuicide:

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:#marseyravesuperspeed: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16805558165150387.webp

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Flee towards :marseydance::marseyblowkiss:

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>open Tome of the chud

>Recite the you Will never be a woman incantantion

>Give item=rope

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>The enemy counters your spell with Femboy :marstolfo: confusing your peepee and making you question your heterosexuality but then grabs the rope and immediately hangs themself. :marseycarp41:

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>witch

>elf ears

>katana

Pick one LARP

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>woman

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I cast Entangle, summoning grasping weeds and vines to ensnare the enemy.

:!marseythegrey:"Touch grass!"

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>Success :marseygrass:

>You have rooted the enemy and they are completely entangled. You receive a free roll.

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I attack using my mall ninja sword.

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:#marseycringe2:

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:#marseycheckem2:

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Use heat vision

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>Critical hit :marseydisintegrate:

This creature is highly vulnerable to sun damage.

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interact

check buldge

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>you check the bulge and feel a tiny peepee with a massive set of testicles :marseyfemboy:

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I hurt myself in confusion

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You guys remember /r/neckbeardrpg? Good times

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Cast Spell

Avada Kadabra

:dumble#doreagony:

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>:marseygas: Critical hit

The enemy collapses and dies in a bright green flash from hearing you "literally erase their fundamental ability to exist in a really hateful way."

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>RPG I played last was GURPS: Zoolander's Bizzare Adventure: Malaysia is Unbreakable

I summon my stand, Witchdoctors & Warcrimes, and he uses his STANDO POWER to turn things into jenkem by shoving them up his butt to steal xer sword and turn it into jenkem.

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Minsc if Baldur's Gate was made today

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He's going to be in III, so we'll see.

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They always look so deranged in the face

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:#marseycools:

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13 years ago these people were taking pics on OkCupid while wearing fedoras

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Zap to the Extreme by casting Lightning Bolt repeatedly.

:#marseypalpatine:

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