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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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I honestly prefer French people to Germans, simply because French people are more direct about their superiority complex. Germans are always so snide about their superiority complex despite normally being super direct because it's the one thing they can't brag about. I can't tell you how many times I've heard a German lecture me about American politics like he knows more than an actual American. In an ideal world, both countries would be genocided, but if I had to pick between frogs and krauts I'd definitely choose the krauts.
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I cant imagine a bigger insult, congrats
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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Like I've always said, we should've treated France as an occupied enemy power and followed through with the Morgenthau plan as FDR originally intended.
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Are you fricking high? What have french people ever contributed? Germans are superior in every metric.
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French food is tasty, german food barely tastes
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Honestly, words can't emphasise how disgusting German sounds. It's like a language designed by people who like spraying spit when they talk. Wonders abound that English wasn't ruined more by its Germanic heritage, thank the French and Romans.
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English is still ruined for non-Proto-Germanic reasons, but yeah.
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Germans
They just can't fricking learn after the first
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The final solution to the g*rmanic question is balkanization. Forbid the germanic from ever uniting and europe will see 1000 years of peace
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Ah a perfect world where they don't lead the strongest EU based economic union and impose their shitty regulations upon everyone else...
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Required viewing
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One of the funniest videos ever made. The fact that they used music from Fate, Rurouni Kenshin, Legend of Galactic Heroes and Sakura Wars gets me everytime. Bravo Krautchan!
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And yet they are so smug
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My favorite Germoid smugpost is the one where they go
That is to say, they're somehow fricking smug about hating themselves, a sublime example of Germoid doublethink. For a Germoid, even shame over their long history of atrocities and treacheries is something to brag about.
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The entire twentieth century was spent dealing with germany and its bullshit
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21st century gonna be more of the same
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Wenn ich war im Schule, wir müssten Deutsch lehren. Ich have es nicht vergessen. Assloch deutschen.
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*mussten wir Deutsch lernen
*ich habe es nicht vergessen
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When I was in the school, we would have to teach german. I haben't forgot it. Arschhole Germans
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I'm just assuming you want to trigger my Grammar Nazi with that many errors
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i made only 2 mistakes as another commentor pointed out
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"Wenn" is wrong. You should use "Als".
"im Schule" needs to be "in der Schule".
"war" is in the wrong place. "Als ich in der Schule war, "
"müssten" "mussten"
"lehren" "lernen".
"wir" is placed wrong. "mussten wir Deutsch lernen"
"have" "habe".
"Assloch" "Arschloch". (Scheiß Deutsche is better though)
"deutschen" "Deutsche".
"Als ich in der Schule war, mussten wir Deutsch lernen. Ich habe es nicht vergessen. Arschloch Deutsche".
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Is als really needed ?
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Honestly, most likely yes (when you want to say 'When I was at school' as in 'During the time I was at school').
"Wenn" has a conditional meaning build in and you can use it for "if". It can also have a temporal meaning, but that is usually for the future "Wenn (/sobald) er kommt ..." ("When (as soon as) he comes ...").
The other temporal meaning is in repetition - "Everytime he comes" - "Jedesmal wenn er kommt" and "Wenn Weihnachten ist schneit es" / "When it's Christmas it snows".
But your time in school is neither in the future not is it a repetitive event. It's in the past. Think of it like those grammar cases (which names I don't recall) about actions starting & finishing in the past vs actions starting in the past and still going on etc. "Wenn ich in der Schule war" sounds more like "In the few times I was at school".
You would never say "Wenn ich 13 war" in "When I was 13".
https://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/wenn has all the possible meanings
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thanks bro
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Same except I don't remember any of it
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I don't hate Germans, but I do nootice that historically they do seem to run things into the ground a whole lot
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It is easy to enjoy Germoids without visiting Germany. But it is a disgusting, dirty, muzzie and graffiti and gyppo filled heck of modern Europe. Mountains and castles still cool but germoids are so full of shame and hate anything that might retvrn so it’s hard to find anyone enthusiastic to tell you about history there
Visiting made me never want to visit Europe again and I never have since left the greatest country on earth, the true inheritor of Rome - USA
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First meme is 3/10. Too reddit.
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The first one is absolute Hundescheiße. The second one is funny. The third one is sneed
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It is so fricking over for Germanyboys
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The Merkel one should also include her ensuring Germany's dependence on cheap Russian gas and basically helping finance the Russians invading Ukraine
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Nah. Russian gas goes back to ~70s. Schmidt & brandt.
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The Germans also sent Lenin back to Russia.
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I've been waiting for this.
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I FRICKING HATE GERMANY
I FRICKING HATE GERMANY
I FRICKING HATE GERMANY
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I used to think Germany was keyed bc of wolfenstein 3d and cool uniforms when I was in high school. Then I realized they were all prot scum and Switzerland was way cooler and knew how to protect trvdition better than any of the mud inheritors of Rome
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Keyed? Keyed on what?
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I hate Germans with passion. But their bitches got a phat butt tho.
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