I’d be a giraffe 🦒 bc they’re lanky and awkward.
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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SO TRUE LMAO
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@ShyAutismoBoye is frozen making fun of me with this comment?
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No it's just her sense of humor. I think she likes you because you always upmarsey her
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No I love you. Gien dobre. Idk how to spell but my childhood bestie was polish 🤗
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I hate Polish people
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!slots200
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Dolphin
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Another fantastic comment from my favorite dramafoid
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Wow
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I apologize for what I said. It was NOT fricking okay and not the real me at all. I'm a stupid fricking idiot. I was being stupid and trying to get your attention. You don't have to forgive me. I'm sorry if I made you upset upon reading my cowardly comment. Please take care of yourself. Again, completely ignore what I said. The dumbass low IQ in me came out and commented something I shouldn't have. I'm so sorry. I'll stop talking to sandkwinn if you want.
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Hai sandkwinn
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The most real thing you’ve ever said tbh
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Dw babe you’ll always be my 7th favourite dramafoid
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You are patheti
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please don't use me to make frozen jealous, I like you both
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Okay sorry
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Didn't you do this exact thread a while back?
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Kangaroo. Australia's most feared predator.
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ostrich because they are the most r-slurred animal in the world
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newfoundland dog
i'm big and hairy and a gentle giant
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and you frick white women
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Another post from you. I'm sure this one will be great. I'm sure I won't be disappointed in the least.
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rude
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i got him back bb
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Chudded for down voting snappy
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pongo
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Omg are those otters?
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A seagull because I would steal food, bully people, and laugh as I fly away
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Sea Turtle
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I think a bobcat? I’m a mountain critter and am generally aloof
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I like climbing trees
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keep yourself safe
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black
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I’d be a mantis shrimp so I could frick up other crustaceans
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literally me
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Babe I asked you how you are doing and you ghosted me
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I do that a lot. I’m sorry. I’m good. Hbu?
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Okay, studying lately math. Have a math theory exam soon. That math theory supposedly should help me with economics but I already passed all my economics classes and actually math classes and have no idea how writing 2 a4 pages explaining what inverted trigonometry is and how inverted sinus ain’t a function (yes small cut pat is sine but…) should help me with economics
Animal I would choice would been big bear or a hawk.
Bear is the most adaptable animal yet it’s so lazy it focuses on salvaging
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literally fricking squees at new grizzly comment
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Yes I have separate subject where I have to prove basically every theory from shit like why x^0 is 1 to all the integrals.
I think we have this subject so they can kick us to education sector. You don’t even need locally a teacher degree to be a math teacher it’s enough to have a stem degree and you can go straight to become high school teacher in stem field with 0 education experience
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!jidf !schizos dis neighbor proving every theory
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probably monke tbqh
gorillas look p chill tbh
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I'd be an american.
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FRICKING MARRY ME
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no miss, I am sorry but there's someone madly in love with you. I cannot possibly let him down.
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Wait who
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I guess I accidentally spilled it. But @pizzashill is your greatest admirer. He may come off as brash but he is simply a bit immature and doesn't know to properly express his feelings.
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all the best foids are giraffepilled
id be a cat because im quasi-social and prickly but a surprisingly good friend nonetheless
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Frilled shark
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Wolf
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Spinosaurus specifically
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Hummingbird
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Bear
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Id be a gorilla 🦍
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I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION.
Autisric worm creature.
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Or am I.
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I'd be a gorilla because they're subhuman
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Easiest question of my life. I'd be one of those Japanese monkeys that just hangs out in natural hot springs atop a snow-covered mountain all day. Take a look at this dude and try and tell me he hasn't perfected existence:
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