Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
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hey it looks like one of my cities skylines cities!
except...more symmetrical. and even. and smooth. and better in every possible way.
if i wasn't so lazy i'd post a screenshot but just imagine that but it's an absolute mess of uneven roads and huge grades up/down and looks like a 6 year old built it. then you'll almost be to how bad it is.
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