Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
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Meanwhile in Europe
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Seriously what kind of speed bump is this? And don't they realize you aren't supposed to have speed bumps on the highway?
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Darn this dude really loves Joe Rogan
or is that Moby?
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Jeff Bezos? I dunno. Bald mayos all look the same to me.
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Tony Soprano
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That's Elon Musk dumbass
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He even brought a little chunk of foam to sit on
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Most tough Euro-cel
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That's organic tofu.
Tastes the same as foam tho, so I can see the confusion.
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Didn't that dude lose his hand cause of the plaster?
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/protesters-hand-left-glued-huge-28747784
Might be someone else
This was Raul Semmler, and I feel like he didn't lose his hand, unfortunately
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Lmao, now you legally park on his hand.
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I think he's looking for his hat
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Hats.
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why are burgers talking about their infrastructure being good like they don't constantly gut all these programs for being communism or something.
Nice rail networks
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Literally the number one cargo/freight network in the world. In terms of track laid, coverage of the country, and ton/miles.
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ah very nice, how many passengers does that carry a year
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Its called airplanes you poor
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Americans aren't poor and can afford to go in planes which are much much faster.
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However many can hop on without dying.
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Look at these Dutch peasants fricking cycling everywhere
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that elevated canal is unironically cool.
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theres a lot to like about amsterdam but the locals are absolutely insufferable
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What absolute r-slur puts the water on the bridge instead of the road? Where i come from the Civil engineer would get punched the second his dumb butt suggested something so ignorant.
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It's a busy shipping lane. Tunnels are used if you want to avoid bridge openings. You would think civil engineers in the us would know this.
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Why not have a functioning rail system? Truly poor behavior.
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There is a quad tracked rail line just out of frame to the left https://maps.app.goo.gl/MZs5S13KMoFX6SRx8
Railway is mainly for passagiers though:
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Oh wow, you're up to 1800s America. You'll industrialize any minute.
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It's probably beneath sea level.
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Aqueducts
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Which makes sense when you're crossing a canyon, not when it's time to cross a road.
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This picture is from South Africa.
The people in red are the EFF (whose leader is the one in the news about singing “Shoot the Boer”).
This picture is them trying and failing to compete with Afriforum (an Afrikaans rights organization) in NGO road repair.
Afriforum's crews are made up of professional volunteers who regularly do work around South Africa.
In response that a minority group was doing more for South Africa, EFF activists spent a day filling in rural dirt road potholes with just cement for which they were mocked.
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95% of city planners stop just one lane before solving traffic congestion forever.
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Please, just one more lane bro. Just one more, please bro. I just need one more lane.
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I want to meet and [redacted] the r-slurred engineer behind Minnesota.
Yeah no that's fine, we don't need a runout of any type where 494 and 94 merge. Just let 494's slow lane merge with 94's fast lane. The loaded semis, Somalians doing 54, and Rowdies doing 90 can negotiate this juuust fine.
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Lane-lets will tell you this is enough. SMH
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double decker highways
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"I used to suck peepee for on-ramps!"
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Quadruple carriageway.
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Is this some bike cuck meme?
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"Bike cuck" read: not an Amerifat
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Lol imagine riding around on a bicycle like a child.
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Sausage fingers typed this.
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Fiscally Left
Socially Right
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Take a shower sweaty.
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Lmao i have free time to do actual exercise because i don't have to bike everywhere.
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But do you have rules forcing you to have your petrol filled up before you enter shitholes with cheap petrol?
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How is that even enforceable?
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It's rumoured that they have x-ray
But you generally don't want to frick around with the police and customs officers there as I've found out a couple of times having cheap Malaysian cigarettes in the car
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Yet you're still alive. Curious...
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I paid the fines
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Did you get away with it long enough to come out ahead?
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no lol a pack of Malaysian ciggies was like $5 or something but the fine is a few hundred
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lmao, like you can't bring even a single pack back?
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yea.....
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By cane, I imagine
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How wouldn't it be?
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What? Is this as a warning or some sort of protectionism? Why they do this?
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https://www.customs.gov.sg/individuals/going-through-customs/departure/three-quarter-tank-rule
YOU MUST BUY SINGAPORE OIL
YOU WILL NOT BUY CHEAP PETROL FROM MALAYSIA
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What would they do if someone was into that shit tho
like if they start flogging a guy and he nuts pretty awkward
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you could come here and vandalise something and give it a try
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I could probably figure something out
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Please keep buying Singapore oil so I can keep going there for my job. Thanks
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Have you visited Pulau Bukom?
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Absolutely! We've done many jobs there
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I wonder if you were ever one of the mayos i brought there
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Holy shit that would be wild. There's a real possibility you have, or at the very least my coworkers. Next time I'm taken there I'm gonna shout CHIOBU!!! CHIOBU!!!
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chiobu means pretty lady so totally do that
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Malaysia is an oil producer so they have subsidized gas. And Singapore must have higher taxes on everything.
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Why do all the muzzrat countries get oil?
At least Pakis and bhangideshis don't have any.
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What do you think would happen if all singapooreans bought their oil from those shitholes?
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functioning oil market?
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No but sometimes there are warnings
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Lol wait they warn you about buying cheap petrol from Mexico?
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Sorry, I meant warnings there aren't any gas stations for awhile. Misread and forgot you're in Singapore!
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The signs are more like "last gas station for 40 miles"
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How long does it take to get to the nearest gas station in Malaysia and back?
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If the checkpoint isn't packed with cars maybe 15 minutes lol
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I have a friend who lived in south Chicagoland about 10 minutes from the nearest gas station over the Indiana border, he would always drive out of his way to get gas there
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Fricking burgers need to roll the tanks in to saudi already.
How much longer do I have to take these petrol prices
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Lol what is even the point
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