US highway system appreciation post

Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.

And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).

God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.

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Meanwhile in Europe

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1692216849702522.webp :#marseylaugh:

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Seriously what kind of speed bump is this? And don't they realize you aren't supposed to have speed bumps on the highway?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16922169634513774.webp

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Darn this dude really loves Joe Rogan

or is that Moby?


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Jeff Bezos? I dunno. Bald mayos all look the same to me.

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Tony Soprano

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That's Elon Musk dumbass

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He even brought a little chunk of foam to sit on :#marseyemojirofl:

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Most tough Euro-cel

:#marseybib:

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That's organic tofu.

Tastes the same as foam tho, so I can see the confusion.

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Didn't that dude lose his hand cause of the plaster?

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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/protesters-hand-left-glued-huge-28747784

Might be someone else

This was Raul Semmler, and I feel like he didn't lose his hand, unfortunately


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Lmao, now you legally park on his hand.

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I think he's looking for his hat

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16922702042902877.webp

Hats.

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why are burgers talking about their infrastructure being good like they don't constantly gut all these programs for being communism or something.

Nice rail networks

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Nice rail networks

Literally the number one cargo/freight network in the world. In terms of track laid, coverage of the country, and ton/miles.

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ah very nice, how many passengers does that carry a year

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Its called airplanes you poor :marseysmug2:

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Americans aren't poor and can afford to go in planes which are much much faster.

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However many can hop on without dying.

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Look at these Dutch peasants fricking cycling everywhere

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1692220158155045.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16922201584149358.webp

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that elevated canal is unironically cool.

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theres a lot to like about amsterdam but the locals are absolutely insufferable

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What absolute r-slur puts the water on the bridge instead of the road? Where i come from the Civil engineer would get punched the second his dumb butt suggested something so ignorant.

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It's a busy shipping lane. Tunnels are used if you want to avoid bridge openings. You would think civil engineers in the us would know this.

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Why not have a functioning rail system? Truly poor behavior.

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There is a quad tracked rail line just out of frame to the left https://maps.app.goo.gl/MZs5S13KMoFX6SRx8

Railway is mainly for passagiers though:

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Oh wow, you're up to 1800s America. You'll industrialize any minute.

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It's probably beneath sea level.

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Aqueducts

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Which makes sense when you're crossing a canyon, not when it's time to cross a road.

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This picture is from South Africa.

The people in red are the EFF (whose leader is the one in the news about singing “Shoot the Boer”).

This picture is them trying and failing to compete with Afriforum (an Afrikaans rights organization) in NGO road repair.

Afriforum's crews are made up of professional volunteers who regularly do work around South Africa.

In response that a minority group was doing more for South Africa, EFF activists spent a day filling in rural dirt road potholes with just cement for which they were mocked.

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