Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
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Highways are great and all, but what the FRICK are you idiots in South Carolina doing?! You all make an entire HALF of a 2-lane highway illegal to drive on and only to PASS?! Ya'll are even more r-slurred than I give you credit for.
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I've never gotten pulled over for that
R-slur going the speed limit in the left lane detected
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You always know when u hit Georgia because the roads are suddenly paved 🤣🤣
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we decided we hated r-slurs driving in the slow lane so much that we made it illegal
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That's the law almost everywhere in the US. It's just not posted and/or enforced in most states
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I enjoy that the sign in Wisconsin says "Slower Traffic Keep Right", while in Minnesota it's "Slower Traffic Move Right"
Minnesota needs more active wording because they know those r-slurs are camping in the left lane
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Minnesotacels don't even have a Marsey
Wisconsinchads stay winning
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no it's not lol
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There's a reason it's called Worst Carolina. They don't maintain their roads either.
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