US highway system appreciation post

Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.

And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).

God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.

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Zoom zoom zoom!!!

And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allow in the fast lane. 😎

I'm a nervous driver (i try to always have a couple drinks before I get on a highway so I can keep my cool) and once i made a scary trip by myself from Portland to Seattle and I drove so slow I made the trucks take the passing lane to go around me. My state has a speed limit of 65 and when I saw signs saying 75 I freaked out.

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I drove so slow I made the trucks take the passing lane to go around me

I'd have just run you off the road in my 20 ton truck

:#marseytruck:

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(i try to always have a couple drinks before I get on a highway so I can keep my cool)

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Why am i not surprised. I intentionally cut people like you off even if my lane is clear.

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