Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
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I LOVE being on the left lane 5mph below the speed limit
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Ffs the other day we had a state trooper doing the usual "1mph under in the left lane, baiting people to pass him" bullshit.
Car in the right lane cuts off middle lane that was speed-matching the cop, cop pulls him over.
Despite the cop being in the far right lane now, the cars in the left lane still felt the need to slow to 60. The cop is occupied, speed up darnit.
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Pit manevour cop cars
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in texas they can pass on the right
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