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— Peter Boghossian (@peterboghossian) August 21, 2023
Thought this was fake so looked it up:
Still not convinced it's not parody.
Mad studies is just autism for mental illness appropriators:
Checkmate uneducated mongoloids:
Fighting the power has never been hot:
I don't know what this means but sneed harder nazi:
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Final boss encounter at the end of the Gender Studies department.
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Fady? Her name is Fatty?
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That's how pooners pass as moid.
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*xer
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h-index measures how often your papers get cited, and h = 5 means you have at least 5 papers with at least 5 citations each, which is pretty shit, and there are tons of grad students with higher h than that
a tenured professor should have minimum of 20 in their field, and so if you imagine they publish 2 papers a year getting at least 20 citations each, then it should take ~10 years to get tenure
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Xer name is fatty lol
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Every fricking
time... Why is my country 
so gay? 
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So true sadly. I remember as younger mayo moid me going to Carleton with a focus on humanities. Needless to say I lean chud now.
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You did not exterminate the French, you are not a true Anglo nation.
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Goober Nation
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Its too cold and has too many french. You have a giant country, but people dont have enough room to spread out otherwise the bears will eat them.
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You know how terminally fricked this country is when the local frenchoid population is the most redeemable aspect of it.
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I hate whenever I see this tbh
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That's why I use it 😘😘.
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Who me?
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Idk she does "mad studies" so I wanted to try too
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Wait, that's not a dude? Lmao
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It's 2023 so I assumed this was a woman
But you are correct
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What's an H level?
/s
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His hormone level, its over 9000
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H index is the largest number n such that an author has n publications with at least n citations each. Basically an H index of 5 means this person has 5 works with at least 5 citations. This isn't much.
It's not a universal scale for how good of a researcher you are, but many institutions use it
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Dude, I barely got my grade 10
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Lmao a guy named "Peter BossHoggian" is taking shots at a fat scholar named Fatty Shamudian? Truly an epic burger moment
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That person is a living work of art.
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SANISM? what does this person know about being sane
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99% of normals will think
you're somehow faking it when you say "for frick's sake, just look at how one of my legs is twice the size of the other" but they'll give this b-word 
a degree 
for being fat.
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Show pics of your freak leg you weirdo
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wtf you have one elephant leg? show pic or you're faking it
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How the heck did you do that? I lost a bunch of muscle in one leg from running injuries changing my gait, took legit years to feel like I regained the strength
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Do you walk like john wayne? You can turn it into a look...
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Or Chow Yun-Fat in A Better Tomorrow when he limps around shooting Triads.
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You at least have a handicap parking tag, right? I've had one for over 20 years, and sometimes, it almost makes the crippling arthritic pain worth it.
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Don't cry, sweaty. I'll always see you as disabled
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Thx fam.
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How do you fit so much diversity into one body?
Fat.
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Fatty Shanouda
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I'm a proud sanist. I promote sanism and hate the insane. In fact, I'm SuperSane, only intercourseually attracted to people who are sane
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The legendary Super Sane!
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Imagine not being into crazy chicks.
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someone needs to go to wherever ""sapiosexuals"" hang out and tell them they're sanists who are discriminating against the insane
it's not sanist to have mental preferences but if you have a mental requirement you're bigoted!
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I, however identify as a mad person. Also i identify as a consumer, which often makes me incredibly mad as im required to consume this godawful shit.
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How many people have you sane, sanist?
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I'm so mentally stable, it's insane.
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No real sanist would've made an account here.
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jobs program for r-slurs, just point and laugh
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Except they're then put in charge of educating and indoctrination the next generation.
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when you reealize its not funny anymore
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When things stop being funny, that's when we get serious
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Yeah truly an influential force on culture everywhere and not one of a thousand schools with a student body of a thousand future janitors.
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"it's just a bunch of teenage nerds on tumblr"
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https://guide.berkeley.edu/undergraduate/degree-programs/education/#majorrequirementstext
Here's berkleys required courses for teachers. A good chunk have titles that make it clear they're along the same lines, and another good chunk have descriptions that make it clear they're all about race theory or whatever.
Pretending its isolated to small schools and uninfluential people is dishonest. An edu major from Berkley has a very good chance of deciding policy adjusting hundreds/ thousands of students.
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Actually, looking at the course list, I actually agree that the ones which look like sjw courses might be important for teachers to learn.
Like, do you not think these might actually be somewhat useful things for a teacher to have to think about?
I figure even chuds would agree that race is a large factor in urban schools
Large swaths of the population, especially in California, are raised in communities that barely speak English. Teachers should be prepared to understand this.
These are pretty much all the ones that mention race and they don't seem particularly bad. Which one do you think is full of egregious brainworms?
The biggest red flag is that it looks like the whole diploma has an equal credit to one year of a stem degree courseload but thats on brand lmao
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All I need to see to know the course is absolute trash.
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Anything with "Critical Issues and Perspectives" in the name is code for "a fat middle aged self-described socialist making 5x the average median family income in their area will explain how everything is racism for 1 hour every Thursday but there is no substantive content in the course"
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we caught a live one boys
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No it totally happens I'm just saying this particular example of a teacher is a literal who in a college nobody has ever heard of.
And then I was provided with a less offensive course list than I could have ever imagined. I was genuinely expecting much worse. I've seen more shitlib courses in my engineering gen Ed requirements.
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You think they're actually going to teach about the "struggles" of asian-Americans? Are you literally r-slurred?
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I don't think they'll teach any of it properly but as far as social justice stuff goes I don't think their course list actually sounds that bad. There are probably colleges with much much worse requirements.
Let's see oberlins or evergreen college then we'll be cooking.
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The only thing good that ever came out of Olympia is the cheap beer.
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Olympia is so funny to me because there's literally no reason to ever go there. Even if you live in the pnw every single major route to a populated area bypasses it completely.
I'd rather spend a weekend in fricking Yakima
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Now remember that the class is being written and taught by gender/race studies major living in California.
Obviously they name and present the lessons in a way that is relevant to the degree. It's an accredited American college. The trick is the actual content.
These classes are a way for the gender/ race studies people to indoctrinate those outside of their degree with their theories.
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Man I even agree with your premise but come on lol
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You're ignoring that part. It's not the title of the course that matters. It's their methodology, ya r-slur.
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I didn't say the classes sound fine. They don't. I said they sound relevant to the degree. Probably because this is a literal legal requirement for accredited courses.
But sure, the Californian taught class, Asian American Struggles and Collective Learning for Racial Justice , is probably a reasonable course that we all would agree with. Let's check the description
"Through a place-based and community-engaged research approach, we examine the social construction and contestation of race, the historical and contemporary consequences of racism, and the ongoing struggle for racial justice in the United States through the lens of Asian American racialization"
That doesn't... sound at all helpful for teachers. Oh well you said the title sounds relevant so I'll just go frick myself.
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Explain what part of that course, relevant to teachers or not, is toxic to the youth they will go onto teach. Hard mode: do it without saying meaningless shit like "Californian taught" as if thats supposed to mean something.
I do think that mentioning racism to children has a chance to instill a victim complex in them. But to pretend that a single elective class taken by a teacher is going to irreparably alter their future is just silly.
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the only people they indoctrinate are the next generation of r-slurs who signup for the same programs
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And how many of those people are going on to be school teachers?
Here's a list of core courses required for an education degree from Berkley. At least 5 core classes focus on racial justice type ideals. https://guide.berkeley.edu/undergraduate/degree-programs/education/#majorrequirementstext
On top of that a lot of these girls will fill their optional classes with similar classes. They will then go on to teach all children with their world view focused through this insane lens.
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Start looking at the course descriptions as well, it seems like almost three-quarters of them are CRT-adjacent even if the main name does not (blatantly) suggest
Also minimum 2.0 GPA, lmao
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When the r-slurs with made up jobs make more than you do it stops being funny
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It's called economic stimulus sweaty
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Lol if you think Leipzig got better. Nope. Ultimate expat humanities shitfest.
Retvrn
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any more leipzig tidbits you can share? i want to impress a germ i know
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Please
don't insult the GDR by comparing them to canukle land. Thank you.
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There
was some genders studies class in the room where 
I took a legit course in college. I used to get there 
early and just casually look at what was on the projector 
before 
I sat down to wait for my course to start. It was such pathetic 
nonsense every time. It was so pathetic 
I remember it almost 15 years later.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I took one of those classes and bullshitted my way through to get an easy A+ to boost my GPA. I felt like a whore afterwards
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The virgin gender studies gaggle
vs. the chad drama chudette
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Their name is Fatty lmbo
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Just nuke the arts section of every university. Simple as.
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You either settle somewhere new or you immigrate to somewhere that already exists.
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Sounds like thems is colonizing 2.0 by settler-ing on Aboriginal un-ceded lands
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We could make this into the new culture war battle, settlers v immigrants
As the descendant of first settlers, I would look down on those whose ancestors immigrated to the country my ancestors built
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This but unironically. If your ancestors didn't have a homestead, GTFO.
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As the descendant of first settlers, I
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Social "sciences" are such a meme, you can't even parody them. They are more ridiculous than anything you could come up with.
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Social sciences
Social studies
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Snapshots:
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Checkmate uneducated mongoloids::
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Fighting the power has never been hot::
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I don't know what this means but sneed harder nazi::
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