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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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!biofoids is this accurate for you?
For me none of it is other than hair color and the camo hat lol
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lol yeah this is pretty bad. AFAIK, none of us esteemed womyns live with our parents. Frozen is religious and if we say Penny is a girl, then she said she was religious. Also, I don't run three miles so I can eat rice cakes.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Rice cakes are the saddest food ever. They'd be good food for prisoners of war as a demoralization tactic.
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90% of my memories of rice cakes are from the Sacrament when you wanted to mix things up
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They're so awful. I'd rather run an additional 3 miles than eat that shit as a snack.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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only this part
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Can we get a marseyverse height chart? :marseyfanfictionwriter:
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I'm about to make a great emoji using this
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Go watch Possession, Snally.
Uncut version is wild.
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Is it a horror film?
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Yeah, and the only good video nasty.
It's weird as shit, but the makeup is incredible.
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It has Sam Neil!
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i'm the camo hat and the jar of peanut butter
i like that yerba mate stuff too but mint is my favorite
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eating peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon is my fattest habit
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In the spectrum of things to snack on, peanut butter isn't a bad choice.
I do the same thing.
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it's an insanely bad choice lmao one spoonful of peanut butter is like 150 calories yet i do it all the time
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could be cookies or smth.
I'm not fat and peanut butter has protein.
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Do you eat it w/ raw spaghoot
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That's but at least it isn't
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@Lappland convinced me to try these the other day, the mint one goes hard ngl. But he's fancy he drinks the actual tea out of a purpose made cup.
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@Lappland
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I drink the actual tea with a mate cup and bombilla.
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Unrelated, but it was funny seeing you in the screenshots of BMJs new groomercord on KF I almost didn't register the marsey because I'm used to seeing them here
学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚
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Yeah that was great.
There's actually a few dramatards in his groomercord right now.
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It's great stuff, but such a pain to prepare.
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@Lappland is a strong and valid man
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Its nice for the caffeine but "mate culture" makes me want to
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Mint is literally the worse flavor.
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Who is varg
Like varg skelethor?
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@spookkwinn Kill this r-slur.
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He looks like my dad
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Per chance what do you think of this woman?
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Lmao same exact hair/eye color but I have more of a square jaw. She looks a lot like my cousin tho
My dad is almost full blooded norwegian so it makes sense he'd look similar.
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I was hoping you'd say she looks like your Mum. One of Varg's brood amongst us would be hilarious.
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What would be the actual odds of that?
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How square we talkin
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That description applies to millions of people. I'm ok hopefully
At least I haven't posted a selfie lol
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You sound pretty
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@birdenthusiast how dare you not know schizo neo nazi pagan larper bm daddy shameful behaviour
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<- me
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The norwegian NSBM guy, he murdered someone.
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Jesus
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No he's a pagan.
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@not_ok_ghost Ever listen to burzum?
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I'm vaguely familiar with the tale
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Well the chudjakette isn't wearing makeup, and our biofoids have to spend 2 hours putting on the warpaint to look that good
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I don't wear makeup
I'm a 5/10 all hours of the day
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!chuds
I found your tradwife, now you just have to earn her father's respect in manners of agriculture, pheasant plucking, military service for the local feudal lord and memorizing the Bible in Latin.
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she's lesbian
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I can fix her
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That's even more trad, more misery for everyone involved.
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Not a real thing.
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Then I identify as female
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but she's a TERF
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I'll take a chance
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Just waiting for a good peepeeing to come back to her senses
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I'm super straight and have kissed a cute young lesbian on the lips, after winning an arm wrestling contest with the toughest Butch at her table. It was a simpler time 🥰
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Biblein Latin.Jump in the discussion.
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If only you weren't a mormoncel.
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If it's not in Deseret Script are you truly Mormon? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deseret_alphabet
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She's already taken by @khaoskid666
!chuds consider this your invitation to join !enemiesofkhaoskid.
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First of all, let me say that I am so sorry for your loss. I know that it is difficult to lose someone you love, especially when it feels like they were taken from you too soon.
However, I want to remind you that God is always with us, even in the darkest of times. He is our light and our strength, and He will never leave us or forsake us.
I also want to remind you that we have an enemy who prowls around like a lion, seeking to destroy us. But we need not fear, for we have the victory in Christ. He has already defeated our enemy, and we are more than conquerors through Him.
So, I encourage you to take heart and to fix your eyes on Jesus. He is the author and finisher of our faith, and He will see us through every trial.
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I maintain a fruit & vegetable garden
Cooked wild game before
I'll make sure to update this one if I get picked for next year's draft
I know a bit of Latin so I think I'll be able to bullshit my way through this
@birdenthusiast will you marry me?
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Fruit and vegetable garden is fetch tho. What did you grow this year? I helped my family harvest their pumpkins when I went home last weekend.
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Mean!
I've had a harvest of apples, redcurrant, blackcurrant and japanese quince. I also have a cherry tree but it didn't fruit this year
As for vegetables I just have potatos and Jerusalem Artichokes
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Where are all the europoor dramafoids??
Will we make it !fellas?
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Its over for you, American girls rule this site
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Sucks about the cherry tree but I'm sure you'll get a harvest next year.
I got some homegrown raspberry jam from my grandma a bit ago too. Growing your own food is
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No to cathcels
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But it's tradder than progestantism
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Protestantism literally spawned out of the belief that catholicism had strayed from the path, and it's succes caused the catholics to reform. All first-wave Protestantist denominations are tradder than current catholicism.
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Makeup is really shitty. Just dealing with it as a guy, it gets on clothes, on hats, on glasses, on me, and I just hate it. Same with perfume. Like, I don't need to smell like a foid for 2 hours after being next to one in a crowded elevator. Thank you for attending my Ted talk
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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The worst was the gay strags at Home Depot who's colognes were strong enough to smell through the gay mandatory cute twink masks. Like... get away from me you degenerate price of shit... I need tubas and some PL, not a a Homo encounter in the secret back bathroom.
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That shit is corrosive. Just makes your skin bad so you need more makeup. I'd go light
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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A little smile goes a long way to not needing a spackle before breakfast. Have you considered smiling if you are happy? Even when my wife is a grumpy, I try to make her laugh, because she looks so much better when she's happy.
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you're always a 1/10 to me
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Okay, that's all I have to say.
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It could be worse. I could be British
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<--me irl
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Automatic -3 for being wh*te
+2 for non-fat lesbian
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wait. Who is the @KinoHashira I've been talking to?
Your name is KaidanHashira now
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I'm DestoryerCarbine.
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Hecko Carbine. We can be friends if you want
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Sure.
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Oh I changed my name for Homoween then some guy took my old name lol
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I've been bamboozled. I wondered why your picture was different lol
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They say imitation is the highest form of flattery
I don't think I'll ever change the picture though, the clown is cute
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I was told my original true drama name would be preserved forever. I was sceptable...and for good reason. Suck it, @Chop, you will NEVER get my original piece of arrrDrama history.
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I typed Chapose
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Based camo hat chad, I kneel
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I kind of like pickles? That's the only similarity I got.
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Those are all wannabe-ananchan foods. @birdenthusiast pegged it, it's an RSP meme
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Yeah the meme seems a little random for rdrama. Seems more like a redscarepod listener meme lol
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it was posted on /r/redscarepod yesterday lol
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I knew it
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Yea for rdrama it should have more piles of cringy fanfic
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I thought pickles were a trannny meme
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I think most people like pickles. They're a popular food
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they were an ana-meme first. filling and tasty food with zero calories
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I should pick some up so it can help me lose some vacation weight
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Bread and butter slices all day
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For some time I only ate toasted buns with a layer of butter. It was a dark time.
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Get some ramen and add broccoli and bacon bits next time neighbor we were talking about pickles
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I don't really like juice
Gets on my teeth
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I don't understand most of these references
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The Cranberry juice is to treat their UTIs.
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My parents kinda look like that but otherwise no
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The concerned parents part too?
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I don't live at home so they can't be concerned checkmate
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Could be me but with a husband and kids instead of parents at the door.
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Same for me, actually
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Why do you wear camo?
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I acquired it somewhere. It has a logo on it for smth idk what. I've never thrown it away because it's comfy
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The cross, yerba mate and I guess Lana Del Ray for me
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