Famous Dictators and Twink Death: A thread
— Mary Harrington (@moveincircles) November 14, 2023
1: Saddam Hussein
Verdict: young Saddam looks like the kind of dork who wrote romance novels
Older Saddam looks like he wrote romance novels and got people to read them (fact: he actually did this)
Twink Death Survival Rating: 7/10 pic.twitter.com/hk8yIQlUzN
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Yeah but some of these guys did nothing wrong
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The seething
is coming from inside rdrama.
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She has horrible taste in twinks
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OBJECTIVELY WRONG on Stalin.
WTF, what a terrible take. also Franco, ???
And no rating for Adolf, what a cuck.
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Hitler is so taboo she can't even give him a rating on her joke list, lol.
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Y u heff b med? Is only gaem.
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Im sorry, couscous is a 2/10 and franco an 8? What the frick is that rating, thats offensively bad and nonsensical!
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Putin kinda looks like Gary.
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That was a weird boss fight.
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Twitter is just like a contest of who can be the most
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so many new reddit username variations to make
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zoomer
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Is twink death just getting fat
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It's getting less boyish
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twink death is the male wall
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Wrong. Chad men get better with age, until the vacetomy turns them into aged lesbians. Try to keep up swarthy
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So baldness
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plus wrinkles, weight gain, muscular distrophy (saggy face, turkey neck), (remaining) gray hairs, posture, glasses, b-word tits from hormonal imbalance , etc.
heer's another example for you, rob pike
kinda frumpy, something resembling a jawline, hair(???)
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I think you're just describing women.
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Are you a women because this feels like cope. That guy was ugly before to
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age comes for us all, but some take it worse than others
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Is his current beard still 24?
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True
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fat and bald
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Pretty much but also aging.
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It seems his problem is more being 100 pounds heavier
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Is it really a problem if you're still pulling models with a twitch of your finger tho?
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The concept is funny but none of the execution adds anything beyond that.
I was surprised at how hot the young dictators were but I guess it makes sense that you need to be good looking and charismatic to become a dictator.
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Lmao is she too scared of a shitstorm if she rated hitler or what?
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He uggo
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Castro is at best a 7. Wtf is this b-word smoking?
Edit: refusing to rate hitler and even name him is such kitty move lol
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If castro is only a 7 then who is a 10???
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He's painfully average went from a 10 to 6-7.
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I disagree
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Ur wrong
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Gaddafi is 9/10 -> 1/10 wtf
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Funniest woman.
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Always the worst scarecrows. Another glass of wine, ma'am?
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She looks like the wealthy tech guy who's going all out on anti-aging
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you don't have to make it everyone else's problem if you can't get laid.
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She certainly did.
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I can tell you from this photo alone that not only does this woman get s*x, she gets really good s*x.
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you're a cute twink if you wouldn't
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HAIL BIG PHARMA
WE'RE ALL SHAREHOLDERS IN OUR MENTAL HEALTH
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Please take your meds.
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you need medicine more than me. please, have some healing beams.
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men say women can't be funny but when an actually funny woman posts you guys can't handle it
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"Funny"
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This one's true and honest and all the more pathetic
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I know, sis is fighting the patriarchy by looking ugly. And boy she's fighting it. I mean darn, she's the Mike Tyson of fighting the patriarchy. I mean that chick is really fighting it.
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look at those smile lines etched, careful filigree of some years won
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Goddarn. We really will frick anything.
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Only if I were drunk and lonely, which is all the time
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Gay if you wouldn't
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Let's not get carried away now.
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Yung Joey S can get it.
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I have no idea what "Twink Death Survival Rating" means, but this is funny nonetheless.
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It means effeminate gays hit the wall harder than women and have to adapt by becoming normal or else they end up looking like Michael Jackson
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What does tdsr 3/10 mean ???
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I still don't get it
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there is a theoretical point in time where a man stops looking like a twink (pretty boy) and starts looking like an adult. it hits hard and sometimes makes men uglier (aka Twink Death) but sometimes they come out looking handsome.
basically, the wall for men
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Twink
Death
Survival
Rating
the first letter of each word forms the acronym "TDSR" which is used in place of typing the full thing out on each tweet.
hope it helps!
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Just means how well they aged.
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The younger Stalin pic is fake
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Isn't that a mugshot by the Okhrana? I'm sure they let a stylist do his hair before taking it
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The OG one supposedly.
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Putin should've been a 7/10.
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big ups to my guy Richard Smith who had to be the fricking cute twink pearl-clutching about obvious jokes. You wonder why the Internet sucks? This guy.
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I was hoping he was a troll but a quick browse made me think he isn't lol.
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Gaddafi has always been ugly
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He was handsome in a Chad type of way when younger. Look at the jawline darnit!
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I think his face and the way he aged is kinda similar to Johnny Depp.
Looks dopey, but in a manner women like.
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Ugly but useful. Verdict: moped
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Reminds me of old cracked content
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This is great. More historical figures need to be judged on their looks.
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That Romanian hit the wall hard. Really went from Mr. Steal your wallet (and heart) to a blobfish
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She can fix (all of) them
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her ear is so red
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It's from listening to all your bullshit
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Not bad but-
That just can't help themselves.
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she is just joking
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Also, Putin arguably survived twink death really well up until recently, he deserved at least a 7-8.
The war did ruin his looks though
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Body doubles will do that.
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He always looked like garbage though
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He looks fine for a Russian man
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That's a very low bar
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He looks like a dog breed
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Some of the ratings themselves are even more deranged than the premise.
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IKR? Young Stalin was pretty hot. Definitely only a 5/10 in his older years.
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But dat tache doe - imagine him eating your bussy
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Wiskers make the man thighs jump
!augustlovers
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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