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The USA has a bunch of deer that basically exterminate the local rabbit and hare population, so rabbit just isn't very common here. On the flipside we have a bunch of venison sausages at most local butcher shops.
First time I heard burgers just shoot deers I was . They're such sweet and dainty little creatures I could never tbh. But yeah probably think that cause they're rare. I'd genocide monkeys and stray dogs if I could get away with it though. Legit would dedicate weeks of my life to killing them. Just to let them rot on the ground. I hate them so much.
Deer are chill when you have a really high power level. But when you say sweet and dainty understand that means neurodivergent as shit. So I vibe with the deer near me, usually humming and walking slowly with a corn cob is enough to get close without them bugging out. But that's because deer are the animal kingdom's equivalent of Yugioh players, and humming songs is the equivalent to a weighted blanket. There's a non-zero chance that they'll hit you with their hooves and break a rib, in the same way that if you beat one of your friends in Halo they might executioner style you with an airsoft gun or whip a controller at you in a sperg out.
I think most of the European/American ones are larger, for our's the bucks could frick me up sure but I doubt the does could do much with those tiny legs.
And bucks are thankfully rare
The fawns are so cute though. I could spend hours looking at them being awkward.
Not me but in some cities they're a pest yeah. They tried stealing my specs when I visited one. And pushing me into traffic. God I hate the little cute twinks.
Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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TBH a lot of us are shocked when we know europoors eat rabbit.
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Wait... who doesn't eat rabbit? They're wild animals, why wouldn't you eat them?
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The USA has a bunch of deer that basically exterminate the local rabbit and hare population, so rabbit just isn't very common here. On the flipside we have a bunch of venison sausages at most local butcher shops.
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First time I heard burgers just shoot deers I was . They're such sweet and dainty little creatures I could never tbh. But yeah probably think that cause they're rare. I'd genocide monkeys and stray dogs if I could get away with it though. Legit would dedicate weeks of my life to killing them. Just to let them rot on the ground. I hate them so much.
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Replace dogs and monkeys with boars and deer here.
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Deer are chill when you have a really high power level. But when you say sweet and dainty understand that means neurodivergent as shit. So I vibe with the deer near me, usually humming and walking slowly with a corn cob is enough to get close without them bugging out. But that's because deer are the animal kingdom's equivalent of Yugioh players, and humming songs is the equivalent to a weighted blanket. There's a non-zero chance that they'll hit you with their hooves and break a rib, in the same way that if you beat one of your friends in Halo they might executioner style you with an airsoft gun or whip a controller at you in a sperg out.
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I think most of the European/American ones are larger, for our's the bucks could frick me up sure but I doubt the does could do much with those tiny legs.
And bucks are thankfully rare
The fawns are so cute though. I could spend hours looking at them being awkward.
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You see monkeys on a daily basis?
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Not me but in some cities they're a pest yeah. They tried stealing my specs when I visited one. And pushing me into traffic. God I hate the little cute twinks.
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that's hilarious lol
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