Two guys burn "The Simp Manifesto" in a trash can

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qm7FNguJMHk

I've heard women quote this book like it's the freaking Bible, and be like :derpwhy: "my love language is acts of services and gifts..." and I remember thinking :marseywhirlyhat: "wow that's kind of convenient"

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my love language is a woman acknowledging my existence

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well according to the 5 love languages there's 5, and if you don't have the same one its like speaking chinese to an english speaker and it's IMPOSSIBLE to love someone with a language barrier

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My love language is a 10/10 man worshipping me and bringing me sweets every day. Also I don't work.

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so true bestie

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ok which of these two gents are you?

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Your love language is service and gifts? Awesome! My love language is BBQ and blowjobs!

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Have you considered liposuction? It might help.

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