Or maybe there is and I'm just drunk and r-slurred.
Anyway, this is how I wanna go, ideally Tibetan Sky Burial, fired from a cannon, or human compost . It's never too early to think about your death plans. Whatever, here's a thread about Redditors learning about simple creamtion. Not really drama. @pizzashill, here's a way to save a buck in the great beyond.
Learn about simple creamtion here:
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I'd be alright with that, frick spending $10k on some casket the whole mortuary business is a big hassle. Wrap me up in an old carpet and roll me into the river.
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Woah, a whole carpet? Mr. Big Shot over here
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Heck yeah dude, my for real plans are to send my corpse to the local med school and they do the creamtion for free. The funeral industrial complex is right up there with the wedding industrial complex.
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Would u rather go to a wedding or a funeral?
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During the Soviet Union, a man goes to a lavish state funeral.
"What a waste," he thinks. "For the same cost, we could have buried them all."
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funeral but only if it's my own
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I'd go 2 ur funeral bb
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