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It's our most modestly priced receptacle. :marseytombstone:

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>no Big Lebowski Marsey

Or maybe there is and I'm just drunk and r-slurred.

Anyway, this is how I wanna go, ideally Tibetan Sky Burial, fired from a cannon, or human compost :bigsmilesoyjak:. It's never too early to think about your death plans. Whatever, here's a thread about Redditors learning about simple creamtion. Not really drama. @pizzashill, here's a way to save a buck in the great beyond.

Learn about simple creamtion here:

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I'd be alright with that, frick spending $10k on some casket the whole mortuary business is a big hassle. Wrap me up in an old carpet and roll me into the river.


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Heck yeah dude, my for real plans are to send my corpse to the local med school and they do the creamtion for free. The funeral industrial complex is right up there with the wedding industrial complex.

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Would u rather go to a wedding or a funeral?

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During the Soviet Union, a man goes to a lavish state funeral.

"What a waste," he thinks. "For the same cost, we could have buried them all."

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funeral but only if it's my own

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I'd go 2 ur funeral bb

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Woah, a whole carpet? Mr. Big Shot over here :marseybux:


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Would it be against site-wide (and off-site Nazi Alt right quadroon) TOS rules to send these out to power jannies?

Is Boob or turtle or the other transies still around🤔

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Part of this is just being a douche and trying to play on emotions during pretty shitty moments, because mortician are scum fricking pieces of shit.

When my dad died the funeral home initially gave me a catalog that didn't have any casket under $7k made of metals and like plastic polymers. When I asked about ones made of wood, that would like decompose and shit I was shown a single option.

This shit

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I told them I was going to look into it because surely there were nicer options. It wasn't untill I was leaving the mortician went' Wait I think I have another catalog' and it was full of hand made sustainable wood caskets for $2k.

They make commission on that shit and want you to feel shitty for not spending thousands.

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Kosher caskets are pretty inexpensive and look decent. No metal can be used and it must be entirely biodegradable. Dunno if they sell them to gentiles though.

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i want to get stuck in one of those zoroastrian towers. feed me to birds

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I'd much rather feed carrion eaters than gross decomposers.


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