Or maybe there is and I'm just drunk and r-slurred.
Anyway, this is how I wanna go, ideally Tibetan Sky Burial, fired from a cannon, or human compost . It's never too early to think about your death plans. Whatever, here's a thread about Redditors learning about simple creamtion. Not really drama. @pizzashill, here's a way to save a buck in the great beyond.
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Part of this is just being a douche and trying to play on emotions during pretty shitty moments, because mortician are scum fricking pieces of shit.
When my dad died the funeral home initially gave me a catalog that didn't have any casket under $7k made of metals and like plastic polymers. When I asked about ones made of wood, that would like decompose and shit I was shown a single option.
This shit
I told them I was going to look into it because surely there were nicer options. It wasn't untill I was leaving the mortician went' Wait I think I have another catalog' and it was full of hand made sustainable wood caskets for $2k.
They make commission on that shit and want you to feel shitty for not spending thousands.
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Kosher caskets are pretty inexpensive and look decent. No metal can be used and it must be entirely biodegradable. Dunno if they sell them to gentiles though.
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