So today a big fat older troll of a woman got in my way when I was trying to enter a shop and she was waddling through with her trolley (shopping cart for the Burgers here).
I was livid. How dare she take up so much space.
After she'd passed, a young, slim, fragrant woman with long blonde hair which fell over her shoulders in curls, wearing a black crop top exposing her toned midriff and the arms and shoulders of an avid tennis player did the exact same thing and I apologised to her.
We each smiled at other and I gazed into her blue eyes and noted what nice radiant skin she had.
The difference in response was based purely on how I'd like to have s*x with the latter, whereas the mere thought of the former in any kind of sexual activity disgusts me.
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Hey champ, at least you aren't as austistic as most of this site and you can manage to make eye contact and talk. But stop being a
. No one likes a 
. Imagine how you feel when you saw that land whale in your way, that's how the hot chick felt about your apology. You could have tutted flirtatiously for being in your way or just stared at her until she apologized
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