this is who I am now
I'll go first;
My husband and I were sleeping 
over at my mom's house 
a few months ago because we needed to watch 
my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state 
saying her goodbyes her her dying 
brother 
We didn't mind and opted to sleep 
on the couch 
because there 
was enough 
room for us both to sleep together.
I was barely awake when my sister 
came home, she's a college 
dropout and a stoner.
She sat in the dining room across from the living 
room and said:
"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"
"Trying not to be, why?"
"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"
".... Why?" At this point 
I'm sitting 
up just staring 
at her like:
"Because I just sat down."
"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna 
touch 
it."
I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks
"do you not touch the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"
I rolled back over and just looked at her:
And she said with a huff
"Well?"
I just rolled back over and heard 
her sigh before 
getting up WALKING 
OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.
_______
your turn!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Some packages
showed up at our house! 
But they were not our packages
they were the neighbor's 
"Looks like we got free presents!"
Mother joked.
My younger brother couldn't believe
what he was hearing!
He screamed
"Opening other people's mail 
is a federal 
crime!"
He started to freak out!
As much as people tried to tell him it was a joke... 
He just wouldn't listen!
After almost half an hour of this he took those packages and very angrily
but also smiling like a psycho 
from superior moral satisfaction brought them to the neighbor's doorstep.
Pissed at everyone
and extremely smug 
He would not stop trying to lecture 
everyone about law 
and how even joking about it was a horrible thing to do.
This escalated... so I took out my Big Brother Camera Phone
to record his freakout. He was malding but also smiling constantly. 
It was insane so I wanted to keep it.
Recording it pissed him off more to the point he got his butt beat by my kung fu brother
and mother 
combined.
I got to record this and still have the footage.
To this day he swears that he did not overreact to anything.
He still kinda always gets like this whenever he thinks he's on a moral high ground.
So I sometimes like to troll him by stepping even higher. Like advocating for pacifism even against literally hitler.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Post the vid BIPOC
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Didnt read
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context