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Stupidest shit your sibling has ever said or done, a thread :marseystitch:

I'll go first;

My husband and I were sleeping :marseysoren: over at my mom's house :marseykiwivampire: a few months ago because we needed to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state :marseyusa: saying her goodbyes her her dying :marseycutwrist: brother :marsey1984:

We didn't mind and opted to sleep :marseyhatman: on the couch :marseywatchingtv: because there :marseycheerup: was enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: room for us both to sleep :marseyhatman: together.

I was barely awake when my sister :marseygirl: came home, she's a college :marseymcwagie: dropout and a stoner.

She sat in the dining room across from the living :marseyjumpscare: room and said:

"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"

"Trying not to be, why?"

"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"

".... Why?" At this point :marseyhesright: I'm sitting :marseyteapot: up just staring :marseystare: at her like:

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"Because I just sat down."

"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna :marseyvenn6: touch :marseygrass: it."

I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks

"do you not touch :marseygrass: the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

I rolled back over and just looked at her:

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And she said with a huff

"Well?"

I just rolled back over and heard :marseyjacksparrow: her sigh before :marseyskellington: getting up WALKING :marseydogwalker: OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.

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:popcorn: your turn!

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"do you not touch :marseygrass: the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"

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No offense, but she sounds very r-slurred. I can't believe she woke you up to get her shit. She a brapper? :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

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Yep

She's also the kind of tard that thinks she's the smartest person :marseychonkerfoid: in the room. Honestly it would :marseywood: be really :marseythinkorino2: funny :marseylaugh: if I wasn't related to her

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Sounds like my sister-in-law. She's surrounded by her loser friends and other losers at her loser job, and she's smart compared to those complete morons. But years of being a slacker and copious pot use means she's a fricking moron compared to anyone who's actually successful. She's always sarcastic and tries to talk down to everyone like she's the smartest person in the room, but when you return the favor she gets all pissy.

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@TheGoodTheBadTheBussy I didn't know you had an alt! That sounds just like my sister!

:marseyrofl:

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It looks like your sister lives with your parents. My in-laws pay my sister-in-law's rent (and other expenses like car insurance). She doesn't know that they wrote her out of the will, so there is a drama time bomb to when she's going to get evicted after they die. We got a preview a few years ago when they went on vacation and something went wrong with the automatic bank transfer. After not being able to reach them, she blew up my wife's phone and then mine begging for money.

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Wow

My sister :marseykrayongrouns: decided to move out in the middle :marseyfuckyou: of the night :marseysamfisher: last week and ran off to an apartment she surely :marseyaware: can't afford.

I'm excited :marseyfsjal: to see how this goes down

:marseypopcorntime:

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It depends upon whether your parents are enablers. Even though my mother-in-law knows that she's setting her daughter up for a massive shit storm, she doesn't have the heart to let her daughter fail now. So that's why my sister-in-law is able to extract all this money from her parents even though they know she's wasting a chunk of her income on pot and status symbols. Anyway, I'm just waiting for the inevitable lawsuit when the will gets contested, even though it's pretty iron clad (my in-laws are specifically giving their daughter some heirlooms that she will immediately pawn, and then noting that she is not to receive any of the other assets).

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:@lilmarseyontheprairiepat:

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The best part that I didn't mention is that when she got back inside :marseyteapot: and blazed it in the dining room, I heard :marseyjacksparrow: her complaining about me being too much of a kitty to touch :marseygrass: paraphernalia because "I'm scared :marseyaaalaser: of getting high off of the residue"

Weed really :marseythinkorino2: fried :marseykfc: her brain, man

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>I heard :marseyjacksparrow: her complaining about me being too much of a kitty to touch :marseygrass: paraphernalia because "I'm scared :marseyaaalaser: of getting high off of the residue"

She was right

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