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this is who I am now
I'll go first;
My husband and I were sleeping 
over at my mom's house 
a few months ago because we needed to watch 
my youngest siblings for a few days while she was in another state 
saying her goodbyes her her dying 
brother 
We didn't mind and opted to sleep 
on the couch 
because there 
was enough 
room for us both to sleep together.
I was barely awake when my sister 
came home, she's a college 
dropout and a stoner.
She sat in the dining room across from the living 
room and said:
"Hey LilMarsey are you awake?"
"Trying not to be, why?"
"Could you get my weed and pipe so I can smoke? It's in my car and I forgot it"
".... Why?" At this point 
I'm sitting 
up just staring 
at her like:
"Because I just sat down."
"Well I'm trying to go to sleep, besides I'm not gonna 
touch 
it."
I laid back down and rolled over and she huffs and asks
"do you not touch the spoons in your house, just because there's the chance someone used them to do drugs?"
I rolled back over and just looked at her:
And she said with a huff
"Well?"
I just rolled back over and heard 
her sigh before 
getting up WALKING 
OUT THE DOOR and getting her weed.
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No offense, but she sounds very r-slurred. I can't believe she woke you up to get her shit. She a brapper?
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Yep
She's also the kind of tard that thinks she's the smartest person
in the room. Honestly it would 
be really 
funny 
if I wasn't related to her
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Sounds like my sister-in-law. She's surrounded by her loser friends and other losers at her loser job, and she's smart compared to those complete morons. But years of being a slacker and copious pot use means she's a fricking moron compared to anyone who's actually successful. She's always sarcastic and tries to talk down to everyone like she's the smartest person in the room, but when you return the favor she gets all pissy.
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It looks like your sister lives with your parents. My in-laws pay my sister-in-law's rent (and other expenses like car insurance). She doesn't know that they wrote her out of the will, so there is a drama time bomb to when she's going to get evicted after they die. We got a preview a few years ago when they went on vacation and something went wrong with the automatic bank transfer. After not being able to reach them, she blew up my wife's phone and then mine begging for money.
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Wow
My sister
decided to move out in the middle 
of the night 
last week and ran off to an apartment she surely 
can't afford.
I'm excited
to see how this goes down
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It depends upon whether your parents are enablers. Even though my mother-in-law knows that she's setting her daughter up for a massive shit storm, she doesn't have the heart to let her daughter fail now. So that's why my sister-in-law is able to extract all this money from her parents even though they know she's wasting a chunk of her income on pot and status symbols. Anyway, I'm just waiting for the inevitable lawsuit when the will gets contested, even though it's pretty iron clad (my in-laws are specifically giving their daughter some heirlooms that she will immediately pawn, and then noting that she is not to receive any of the other assets).
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The best part that I didn't mention is that when she got back inside
and blazed it in the dining room, I heard 
her complaining about me being too much of a kitty to touch 
paraphernalia because "I'm scared 
of getting high off of the residue"
Weed really
fried 
her brain, man
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She was right
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