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Unrelated, but a couple of days ago I was walking my dog and a Doordash driver came out of a pizza place with a pizza and when opening his passenger side door the pizza box fell out of his hands and the pizza landed upside down on the sidewalk. The driver screamed, kicked his car, and drove off leaving the pizza on the ground.
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Darn, I wanna find that post on Reddit
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Top kek
Wagie's last straw
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Pls post dog pics
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skill issue
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sucks to suck ig
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Holy FRICKING based
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Some contractor think he found a loophole for sure
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where is the lie
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HoLy FrickInG BaSeD p:
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I'm still waiting for my concrete, wagie. Get off your phone and get to work before I reduce your tip.
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You tip when you put the order in lol
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I think you can deduct at the end though. Maybe they stopped allowing that.
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What are the odds this was some random boomer who thought this was just a great deal for delivery.
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The timeline probably doesn't matter, he's going to call the $15/hr Mexicans in 3 days when it's delivered
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Why are there even non food items on DoorDash?
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Certain stories partner with them and I guess their entire inventory can be on there
The most interesting DoorDash delivery I had was like 300 bottles of water to a movie theater that didn't get their regular shipment. That was a good work out
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Lmbo, of course you do door dash.
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It's fun in free time. There's no blacks and no ghetto here so I enjoy providing prompt service to customers and it's fun driving around exploring my community
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lol I would get orders for the other side of the tracks, every little house I went past would have kids run to the window and stare at your car through broken blinds, and every pibble mix would start alert
arhROOFing 
tips were fine, surprisingly
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He's bootstrapping.
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Given the right circumstances, I'd probably do this. In the middle of a project, shit -- I need more couplings. I don't want to drop everything and drive to Home Depot, getting all kinds of dirt in my car, so pay some kid an extra $5 to pick up couplings while I continue with other tasks
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They're trying to compete with instacart and whatever walmart and target call their first-party grocery delivery.
At some point they said frick it we'll let people request any item from any store, but clearly they didn't think it through all the way.
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I think it's just to generate the "my DoorDash driver stole the iPad I was having delivered" content tbh
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Idk but I've used it for allergy meds and tissues at work during tax season so it was nice.
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This is a great bit. Come up with the hardest to deliver DoorDash orders you can to make the wagies life hard
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Sir I ordered the 12 tons of fissile uranium 50 minutes ago. That will be no tip from me
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DO NOT REDEEM SIR
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Look mate, I'm not going all the way to a North Korean black market for anything less than $20
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There was some tiktok going around a while ago where someone discovered an aliexpress listing for 500lb granite blocks with only like $10 shipping, available to be delivered to any address in the united states. The tiktoker proposed sending as many of them as you could afford to your school.
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I thought it'd be cool to get a bunch of those huge maritime caltrops to border parts of my property with but they're so Goddarn expensive. Even the molds
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I used to go jump off a pier made of those when I was a lad, it was good times.
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The silence from all the redditards who say we shouldn't be daily driving Ford F-350s is deadening
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lol would anyone ever take an order like this? I doubt most people doing door dash could even haul that much.
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It's also illegal to haul that much weight without a CDL which is something DoorDash doesn't check for
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So naturally 6 Venezuelans on 100cc bikes will be transporting this
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I always thought it was like 26,000 lbs gross for a CDL requirement to kick in tbh.
I actually don't even need one to drive a semi since I am a farmer. The state of Iowa does not require one if it is farm related and if we are using our own semi.
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That's what trailers are for. Any vehicle with a 5,000lb payload is also too high to actually load concrete into
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Yeah and 99.99% of doordashers aren't pulling A trailer
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They don't pull their own weight either, that's why they don't have a real job
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This is not an issue if you're swole enough. Buddy should have made the delivery on foot for extra gains
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You're so fat that you're making me want to purge.
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People participating in a gig economy when seeing an insultingly lowball offer they can freely refuse with no consequences
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