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sleeping aids

alright so I often have the issue where I cannot sleep well. because of this problem I have tried many methods with mixed reviews. I will share a brief overview blow, but really what I wanna know is what is your best way to fall asleep at night?!?

here's my findings from a couple years of not sleeping easily:

BEST AND HEALTHY WAYS TO SLEEP--

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  • exercise/hit over 10k steps

  • have s*x/orgasm

  • count sheep

... but of course these things don't always work alone. and when you're fasting getting a ton of exercise is one way to feel like ur jesus carrying up the cross. SO, some hacks if you did the above:

  • low dose melatonin

  • sleepy time tea

BEST AND UNHEALTHIEST WAYS TO SLEEP--

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  • benadryl/zzzquil (same active ingredient). hits you like a truck but it makes you feel like shit in the morning and apparently has alzeheimers links. my grandma is already enough on my hands.

  • drunk!! :drink: I LOVE passing out after a night of casamigos. bye bitccches, high odds I wake up with pins and needles in one of my ligaments tho.

  • nyquil when u don't have a cold. and also beware hatman sometimes comes too.

  • eating thc gummies (sleep so good but always wake up with weird visual afflictions)

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Nyquil RULES not only does it knock you out pretty well it tastes yummy and will give you some crazy butt dreams :marseyonacid:

In fact I slept on some nyquil last night :marseysleep: and dreamed I was locked out of an airbnb in a sketch neighborhood and a giant monstrous Bandersnatch type beast was stalking the streets and killing black people. I had a gun and felt guilty for not trying to save them but didn't want to frick with that thing :marseyteehee:

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It does rule but seems like it becomes less effective the more you take it. I save it for the bigger early AM events: work meetings, doctor appointments, funerals.

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