@carpathianHORRORist you should get in touch with her and do an exclusive Carp/Carp D-grade internet celebrity crossover.
You have so much in common
Rich and spoiled
Desperate for attention
Successfully commands attention
Mostly unfunny but with occasional flashes of laugh-out-loud brilliance
Too lazy to do things you said you'd do (mail books / approve marseys)
Plus she's a total Midasaurus Rex so I think you'd stand a shot.
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Not too sure about this one
Does she have a nice ?
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She even did the pose!
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She somehow looks disgusting here wtf is wrong with her
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She's contorted into a weird shape, her legs and bum look good but then her boobs don't work, her back and elbows are an awkward mess and her face looks photoshopped.
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