@carpathianHORRORist you should get in touch with her and do an exclusive Carp/Carp D-grade internet celebrity crossover.
You have so much in common
Rich and spoiled
Desperate for attention
Successfully commands attention
Mostly unfunny but with occasional flashes of laugh-out-loud brilliance
Too lazy to do things you said you'd do (mail books / approve marseys)
Plus she's a total Midasaurus Rex so I think you'd stand a shot.
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Just read her Wikipedia article and this was my favorite part of all the really good parts
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father's autopsy?
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Her dad killed himself and she's been processing the trauma by milking it for content ever since.
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People are complaining about getting scammed when buying a product named Scammer? I'm going to need an explanation.
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Oh, there is a lot of lore here. Someday I will do a proper writeup but you could read this in the meantime.
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!redscarepod
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I read as much as I could bear but I had only made it to the third paragraph. Sorry.
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Recently she ignored a mandatory evacuation order in Florida for the content.
The most iconic Caro moment is when she redecorated her apartment and painted over her microwave...well, half of it
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Another e-girl celeb moved in after her and filmed the aftermath
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So shes an attention whore. What makes her different from the bazillion other attention whores on social media? Just luck?
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why is our Carp king of this site and you're a nobody?
She's hilariously shameless and full of self-belief.
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And we're hot
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Um sweaty... Im not an attention whore 💅
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That article has way too much fluff before the good parts. I skipped more towards the bottom and there was still random unnecessary fluff
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I thought that was carps reddit account or something for a second. Carp should not be the nick name for caroline
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If it helps, Carp is short for Carpet.
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Is carpet her nickname? Its funny how a nick name needs a nick name if thats true lol
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Not too sure about this one
Does she have a nice ?
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She even did the pose!
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She somehow looks disgusting here wtf is wrong with her
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She's contorted into a weird shape, her legs and bum look good but then her boobs don't work, her back and elbows are an awkward mess and her face looks photoshopped.
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British
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Wow this carp larp has to be the most complex, look at all the people he's fooled
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Necessity is the birthing person of invention
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/SmolBeanSnark/comments/1g5i1vc/scummy_replies_from_carp_about_scammer_refunds/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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