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They should have to post these stats at the dog shelters like the warnings on cigarette boxes

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Shitbull owners would rip them down. That's where the hidden blades on the otherside of the poster come in. They're a surprise tool that will help us later

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lmao

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Then the dog catchers can track them down by the trail of their blood and net em up.

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Eh, I feel for the shelter dogs. Just issue minimal license to breeders and death penalty any unlicensed breeders.

!blackjack200

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Frick those rules. Let's have a state-sanctioned hunting season for pitbulls and their breeders.

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Use the dogs to hunt the breeders. It's not their fault.

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the best thing about this is how the rottweilers and the other dogs mentioned tend to be guard dogs, with the actual job of taking down threats, while pitbulls are at best crib guards if you're tired of motherhood.

so by rough estimate, they kill about three times as many innocents as guard dogs kill intruders.

not that we should mind though, every baby taken out by them is saving us roughly 60 tonnes co2-equivalent greenhouses gases, annually.

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I mean it is an easy way to get around abortion laws

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Lots of people get Rotts and then act surprised when they bite their friend who popped in at 2am to get his keys. Like my neighbor. When I got attacked by his dog at 2am.

What the frick did you they were gonna do?

I don't blame the dog like I do with pitbulls, Rotts are a tool and improper use is on the handler. Pits just attack for no reason.

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Rotts are at least cute (if gassy) but jewish chad you said will attack for reasons as opposed to just snapping.

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I wonder how many of the "not pitbulls" are pitbulls that were adopted out as "lab mix"

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I guarantee it

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The total dog bite fatalities went down, though? :marseyhmm:

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It's because there are less years in 2013-2018 than 2005-2012 lol

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214.2 is a standard deviation (+/-15%) below the first number. Actually that's IQs but who knows what the SD for dog kills are. Technically it is within normal range probably but close to not being normal. Although to be fair it's not like dog kills are recorded as well as human kills. It probably varies wildly on a year to year basis.

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It's because there are less years in 2013-2018 than 2005-2012 lol

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this is what programming is like, you spend an hour calculating the complicated shit because youre super-smart then it turns out you mispelled something

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Oh right wait why did they make the graph like that

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:marseybrainlet: tier people

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Might also be due to variations in available data

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my pibble would never

Pibble mauls child

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Rottweilers need to step up their game.

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Rottweilers really did benefit from them programs

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:#marseyfluffy:

Snapshots:

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Pitbulls have been banned from over 900 cities in the USA randomly spread across different states for no reason. These cities are colluding to oppress pibbles because they are anti-pibble. For no reason! I thought we were past this but oh no apparently not

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Obviously they are oppressed! We must adopt 3 of them!

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It's literal dog racism.

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Forget this hate for gentle child-rearing pibbles. The real statistic we should care about is that 800 TRILLION BIRDS HAVE BEEN GENOCIDED because house cats can and do kill a bird about every 8 seconds that they're outside.

You may have let your cat outside and thought that it's okay because she only brings back about 3 birds/year and desperately wants you to be proud of her for that. Or maybe you've sat outside watching her and seen that she spends an hour at a time scanning with her ears and eyes for any sign that some b-word is moving in on her turf even though no other female cats have lived in the neighborhood. Maybe you've noticed that she spends the other 23 hours/day eating and sleeping. But you didn't notice that while you were blinking, SHE KILLED 47,000 BIRDS.

This is totally real and based on real science and not just the personality disorders of weirdos who want to keep their cats sealed up in their own little dystopian hellhole where they get to play god and never risk their toys having a life and death of their own.

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:#marseyfinger:

Frick off BIPOC, cats can kill as much wildlife as they like because they are cute.

:#marseygoose2:

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t. Jonathan Franzen

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I searched his wikipedia page for "cat" and all I got was "education" and "publication".

:#marseyunamused:

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Hes an intellectual. The word you want is 'feline'

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We need Marsey chihuahua

:marseytrain2:, :marseytrain:, train, troid, TIM, Ellen Page, Steve Akins

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the innocent shall suffer. big time.

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I dread the day anyone encounters a snuggly wuggly H̶e̶l̶l̶b̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ S̶h̶i̶t̶b̶u̶l̶l̶ Pitbull wearing a flower crown from Chihuahua

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lol I remember that thread being posted here, for one a greentext that isn't fake

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Can't we just inbreed pitbulls until they're small and r-slurred like pugs? The dog eugenics community really fell off when we needed it most

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section 8 housing overcompensators want dangerous dogs, if all the pitbulls died tomorrow, they would find another breed

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Rottweilers are cuter and nicer

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Rottie Superiority

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Mandatory SMASHING and SLAMMING

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That's on chihuahuas for naming themselves after a death province.

!slots250

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still probably less deaths than pitbulls

trans lives matter

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