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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Upon the time of voting my answer is 1.
If you had asked me a few hours ago the answer would have been 0.
I am in constant pain.
Pooping sucks so much that I've actually just today started a fast, we'll see how long I can go but my plan is to just do anything to not shit for a while so my anus can heal and then force myself into a healthier diet
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are you really constipated and that's why it hurts?
edit: i promise i don't have a fetish i just have some advice if so
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Yeah but don't bother I've had many long term GI issues and these things will persist no matter what I've just been very sedentary lately and got hemorrhoids, and by lately I mean the past 2 years
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ah true. if any other constipated kings read this i was gonna say in my most desperate hours i have blasted my bussy with the bidet and it solves it temporarily, but it messes with your gut flora if you do it too much and idk how it would work with hemorrhoids. after having med induced gut issues i know how lucky i am to not have to deal with that off medications, praying for your bussy king
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ur docs given u milk of magnesia n docusate n all those softeners? try magnesium citrate at night before bed not too much bc you’ll get cramps but it can help n help u sleep too. Good luck
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I havent done anything at all for the past couple years ive just been living with pain once a week im not gonna try any random supplement because laxatives arent gonna help in the long run i just need to overhaul my life
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ye don’t do laxaxtives bb these softeners for temp relief but if this based on ur diet than ye lifestyle change ur best bet 🙏🏾 Good luck
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