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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What’s the squirt range? What color the inside? ur kitty really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I’m out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What’s your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or kitty?
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I am in dire need of bowl movements
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Nopoop day 18, I can feel God
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Man I had a shit the other day that wasn’t pleasant at all it just ripped my butthole it was like pooping a brick and since then I’ve been scared to shit again.
Feels bad man.
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It hurt so bad but now my tummy is sore and making noises.
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Milk of magnesium, docusate or magnesium citrate will help bb but don’t take too much or its cramps
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I bought some softener pills and some pepto bismol. Thanks bb.
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good bb 🙌🏾 life seems brighter when u ain’t storing a pound of 💩
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im shit-maxxing currently
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Post bussy
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Idk you guys count?
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There was a brief moment while those gifs were loading that i thought they might be shit pics from the last 72 hours im not going to lie
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Where is
@theoneandonlyfester when we need him
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You mean you don't obsessively catalogue every bowel movement you make?
https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/eij4pn/oc_my_poop_calendar_2019/
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Regular as clockwork here. One every 24 hours around 7am.
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72, each lasting precisely one hour
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I had one two days ago because
@MrPennySlavaUkraini tried to make me shit my pants
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babyyyyy u didn’t read the dang insert 😩😫😩😫
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Options are not high enough.
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Choose >10
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I’m actually kim jung un irl
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One was substantial but was only a double wiper. The other one was small and was a single wiper.
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Upon the time of voting my answer is 1.
If you had asked me a few hours ago the answer would have been 0.
I am in constant pain.
Pooping sucks so much that I've actually just today started a fast, we'll see how long I can go but my plan is to just do anything to not shit for a while so my anus can heal and then force myself into a healthier diet
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are you really constipated and that's why it hurts?
edit: i promise i don't have a
fetish i just have some advice if so
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Yeah but don't bother I've had many long term GI issues and these things will persist no matter what I've just been very sedentary lately and got hemorrhoids, and by lately I mean the past 2 years
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ah true. if any other constipated kings read this i was gonna say in my most desperate hours i have blasted my bussy with the bidet and it solves it temporarily, but it messes with your gut flora if you do it too much and idk how it would work with hemorrhoids. after having med induced gut issues i know how lucky i am to not have to deal with that off medications, praying for your bussy king![:marseysalat: :marseysalat:](/e/marseysalat.webp)
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ur docs given u milk of magnesia n docusate n all those softeners? try magnesium citrate at night before bed not too much bc you’ll get cramps but it can help n help u sleep too. Good luck
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I havent done anything at all for the past couple years ive just been living with pain once a week im not gonna try any random supplement because laxatives arent gonna help in the long run i just need to overhaul my life
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ye don’t do laxaxtives bb these softeners for temp relief but if this based on ur diet than ye lifestyle change ur best bet 🙏🏾 Good luck
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Not enough and I'm starting to get worried.
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Took a 16" snake earlier, came out clean too
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I’m Jelly ngl. Like a poop shotgun out of my butthole right now :(
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Twice a morning. Once at shit shower and shave and once after breakfast at the job site
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Imma Lady I only tinkle when I use the water room
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lol pooping once a day usually.
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*Post pics
*(don't)
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I took my biweekly shit yesterday thanks for asking
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why are so many of you guys pooping 3 times a day
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The bigger concern I have is why 15 dramacels voted -10, meaning they have apparently ingested at least 10 more feces than they have shit out in the past 72 hours
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Judge free zone!!!!!
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I had Little Caesars for dinner
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Unhealthy lifestyles and diets, what else?
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