BMW are racist crakkas :marseychingchong:

seriously though their newer designs are so hideous. what the heck is wrong with them.

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it's an electric car, it doesn't even need a front grill.

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I can only see a big sniff now :#marseysniff:

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The previous BMW designer had to leave his post due to criminal charges. He had got into a fight with his son and stabbed his son to death.

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Based Ivan Grozny

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Ercole Spada was peak BMW kino.

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It might be to cool the batteries idk though

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they're fake vents. it's just a smooth pattern

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They open up on demand but stay closed when not needed for aerodynamics.

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Just have a air scoop under the car? Isn’t it that what Teslas do? IIRC the bmw i3 did the same thing.

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Everything Tesla does is r-slurred.

Tesla bumpers come off when it rains because water gets scooped up from the bottom. You also want the undercarriage as smooth as possible for aerodynamics.

Also cars look stupid I without grills. All of the post-grill teslas look like ducks. I’m the 90s the Infiniti Q45 failed because they tried making a luxury car without a grill.

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It looks like a bussy, may be a safety issue for wandering horny cute twinks. Ford should make another edsel so an equal number of straggets get waukesha'd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel_Pacer

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Car design overall has plummeted ever since globohomo won

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the 2023 Nissan Z is the most beautiful car I've ever seen tho

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All these cars are hideous. Witness true beauty.

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Cheap Fiat knock off.

Niva is superior in every way

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That's a nerd car. If it were in highschool, it would get pushed into lockers and given swirlies and wedgies by the old muscle cars.

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All Nissans near me are either a rouge with a massive dent in the back, or a Altima that’s flying by at 120mph with a missing bumper and a temp tag.

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incredibly SOVL-less

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It's r-slurred looking because you need to be an r-slur to buy a car that isn't a Toyota or Honda.

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BMWs are so expensive to fix, because they're needlessly complicated. They have like 8 parts where they should only have 2.

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The German manufacturers seem obsessed with making their grilles as big and obnoxious as possible at a time when EVs are going to do away with them.

Why?

Just a few years ago BMW had some of the nicest front ends on the market. Now they do this.

WHY?!

And Audi as well.

LOOK AT MY GRILLE!

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the chinks like it, that's why

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They saw how cool ford's looked after they bought Astin Martin for the grill design, so they bought Alfa Romeo for their grill design. It was cringe tho, bc bmw already had a cool grill

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And because Astons have cool grills, while Alfas look like garbage.

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The front of it looks like a mask from my favorite capeshit film :soyjackwow:

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Hunter eyes

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Still better looking than Audi RS3

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Fricking heck. They're two generations away from exposing the entire frontend and wrapping it in chromed chicken wire.

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There is a racing car version...which gives me Ford Focus 99 vibes

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It's BMW

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