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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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unironically kind of the coolest shit ever
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"And they had it coming."
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I remember that quote from listening to hardcore history. Truman was a king
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Didnt truman also whip out his peepee or something?
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That's LBJ but I'm sure Truman was slinging
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Tbf its also easy to confuse the two because both dropped a shitton of bombs on slant-eyes
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look up the LBJ bunghole call. dude was the world's first fat lazy pig president
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You forgot william howard "got my fatass stuck in the bathtub" taft
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I never knew Truman was such a chad.
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Reluctantly, this is based
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based haberdasher
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the one ended ww2, the other was one of the worst american presidents of the modern age. And his only success was fully due to Oppenheimers invention.
hard to choose man.
But you dumb burgers just follow everbody who has some words words words, I mean you literally thought Obama was one of the greatest presidents in 100 years cause he did say "beacon of the free world" a few times.
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Quotes that go hard
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Reminder that this melodramatic was married to a dirty commie
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One of the mistakes of WWII was not dropping nukes on the Soviet Union before they stole the documents.
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Imagine living in the timeline where Churchill's plan for a 1945 invasion of the Soviet Union was disregarded. Lol. Lmao even.
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Overlord gets approved and SU doesn't exist
Morgenthau gets approved and Germany doesn't either
We missed the only chance to make a better world...
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You mean Unthinkable
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stfu corny butt neighbor lemme catch u on da street an youll see wazzap motherfukka
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Serious blunder and proof in my eyes that even countries are not really rational in the min-maxing sense
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develops weapon of mass destruction
Hey Lois this reminds me of that line from my mayofoid meme religion
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Bhagavad Gita is Hindu
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Funny thing is: the original quote, in context, says that you shouldn't worry about killing people in a war because birth and death are ordained by God and you're just an implement that carries out his will.
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"Sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it"
Von Neumann on Oppenheimer being a fame whore
There's a few as well from Truman about how it's not Oppenheimer's place to feel guilty
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Every day of his existence
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Neumann wanted to nuke Russia from day 1
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God I love the attitude of nukes in the 60s, just frickin do it
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"If you say why not bomb [the Soviets] tomorrow, I say, why not today. If you say today at five o'clock, I say why not one o'clock?"
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Moar like Copenheimer amirite
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Imagine being responsible for killing several million of the enemy and feeling guilty about it. What a fricking pansy.
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ikr
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Still one of my fav cumtown bits
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the guest on the episode this clip is from, Brendan Eyre, was a host of a podcast called the Rad dudecast (gay name) which was a very r-slurredly funny show. Like a more goofy c*m town. it ended but they were doing it for like 7 years. found it from listening to this episode
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Tagging @carpathianflorist to add openheimermarsey
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Goofy neighbor
should have dropped 3 and an extra one on Russia and let macarthur drop 30 on the Chinese/real Korea border and revive project pluto.
I want a nuclear war.
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